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epic rap battle parodies - drake & josh vs. the blues brothers lyrics

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[intro]
epic rap battle parodies!
drake & josh
versus
the blues brothers
begin!

[josh]
yo, it’s me josh, representing nickelodeon
don’t step to these brothers, ‘less you wanna tussle both of ’em
we’ll put the blue in you brothers, you’re pathetic, yo
with this flow we’ll show you why we got so many episodes!

[drake]
i’ve had enough of your “soul”, so let me play my guitar!
i’m drake bell and i’ll wring you out while i spit bars!
so keep that briefcase locked, ’cause you’re about to get shocked
and go back to your prison with your jailhouse rock!
yeah look at it from our belleview

[josh]
you utterly suck!

[drake]
quit music, for that i’d pay 5,000 bucks!

[josh]
i’m a straight a student, they got nothing up their sleeves!
thinking you can take us?

[drake]
dude, you’re crazier than steve!

[josh]
i ain’t calling you a truther, so you losers better scram!

[drake]
you two’s talent is almost as hidden as our lamb!

[josh]
you claim you’ve got soul, man

[drake]
you’ll still be beaten!

[drake and josh]
and we could sum it up why in 2000 different reasons!

[jake]
all drake cares about is being popular in school
and josh’s magic tricks make him look like a fool
you should’ve rawhid versus brothers so cool
black suit and gl-sses, you know that we rule!

[elwood}
here we have two b00bs

[jake]
well i see four

[elwood}
feel the rhythm and the blues of every hit of a chord
everybody needs somebody to love, but you aren’t it
we conquered every problem, to save our orphanage!
these teenage drama queens

[jake]
are obviously flawed

[elwood}
you fools can’t stop us

[blues brothers]
we’re on a mission from god!

[jake]
we’re like riders in the sky

[elwood]
and we ain’t fakin’!

[blues brothers]
how can you think of beating us if you lose to megan?

[drake]
look, josh!

[josh]
they’re shaking!

[drake and josh]
haha, high five! (ohhhh!)

[drake]
you’re famous all because of sat-rday night live!
the best duo in the industry, there ain’t no other

[josh]
we’re owning these fools, so hug me brotha!
i’ve got a bone to peck with you, slap you like it’s ping pong

[drake]
if you can’t withstand our heat then keep your sungl-sses on!

[josh]
i’m not gonna give you some lovin’!

[drake]
me neither, bro!

[drake and josh]
why don’t you go back to your sweet home and chica-go!

[jake]
defeating jake and elwood, h-ll would have to freeze over!

[elwood]
we’ll hit you with the bluesmobile like your names were both oprah!

[jake]
the emcees of r&b spit such rhythm

[elwood]
yeah, we take it easy, man!

[jake]
flipping you the foam finger so you’ll throwdown again!

[elwood]
you’ve got a stupid, cliché show!

[jake]
don’t deny it, bell

[blues brothers]
the white trash, brain dead version of kenan and kel!
the blues brothers won this, we’re simply fantastic!
go back to entertaining kids, we got a cult cl-ssic!

[outro]
who won?
who’s next?
you decide!
epic rap battle parodies, season 4 b-tches!

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