epic rap battle parodies - james bond vs austin powers lyrics
[intro]
epic rap battle parodies
james bond
vs
austin powers
begin
[verse 1: james bond]
007, yeah, you can call me james bond
you think you’re gonna win? well you’re d+mn wrong
i’ll kick your ass, from russia with love
yeah, you can’t get enough, i’m a ladies’ man (bond, girl)
you think you’ve got a decent movie?
you’re not even groovy, face it, you’re losing
my rhymes are ill
you better not move, i got a power of will and a license to k!ll
i’ll k!ll you in this free+for+all
me and you know that i truly thunderball
[interlude: james bond]
target neutralized. what?
[verse 2: austin powers]
yeah baby, yeah, this ought to be pretty groovy
i’m a badass unlike you in almost all of your movies
i’m the official man of mystery, therе’s no competition
to beat you? easily evеry spy’s mission
i’m sorry man, i didn’t mean to hurt your wee feelings
i’ll beat your ass and hang you up onto the ceiling
a ladies’ man, baby? you don’t deserve that reputation
when the only dates you get are from the make+a+wish foundation
[verse 3: james bond]
you ruined a spy’s name, you ruined a british land
you, sir, have no game, you’re so lame
your t++th, woah, it’s a d+mn shame
get on your knees, you’re my new bond girl
in the words of skrillex, you can suck my big load
you sent mini+me to do your fighting
oh my god, so frightening
what the bullocks? what the h+ll are you wearing?
it looks like a g+y orgy
made you the b+tch and began spraying
you’re an abortion from fantasia
i’m the original, i’m the reason hollywood made ya
[verse 4: austin powers]
all your rhymes are done and now i’m about to get serious
my raps are like dynamite, they make you all delirious
so come at me, you little wannabe detective
i get all the glory, i’m really respective
it took me three movies to beat the bad guy
with all your cr+ppy films, you deserve to die
this battle is over, so here’s my last line
every bad story has to end, i guess it’s your time
[outro]
who won?
who’s next?
you decide!
epic rap battle parodies
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