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epic rap battle parodies - jerry springer vs maury povich lyrics

[intro]
epic rap battle parodies
jerry springer
vs
maury povich
begin

[verse 1: maury povich]
now would everyone sit down, i’ll tell you a story
“maury eviscerates jerry,” warning: it’s slightly gory
you’re a ripoff of oprah winfrey, you’re a dead ringer
serious pain is what i’ll bring, you’re going down, jerry springer
on your show, everyone’s fighting, it’s like glorified mma
here’s a shocking s+x secret: you’re g+y (no way)
i’m crushing you, this moment’s being caught on tape
but you just keep sliding down that stripper pole, you sk+nk
[verse 2: jerry springer]
it’s time to reveal a piece of baggage, this won’t be a shock
maury is having a current affair with rupert murdoch
you hosted a riggеd quiz show, congratulations, bro
well let me takе the fact you blow and shove it in your face for show
you’ve got episodes and episodes about transs+xuality
now who are you to judge, ho? just let it be
you’re trying to act all serious by talking about gangs and sh+t
well maury povich this is it, i recommend you just quit!

[verse 3: maury povich]
just because wilkos was security, you shouldn’t act tough
you’re a musician? yeesh, isn’t your talk show bad enough?
all you do is sit in a chair and watch people wrestle
your dad owned a shoe shop? well wasn’t your family successful
you’re looking stressed, why don’t you take a breather
don’t wanna watch your own show? gee, me neither
you can’t be fixed, loony, why do i even bother?
you’ve f+cked up, springer, and you are the father

[verse 4: jerry springer]
yeah, i have a kid, but he’s legitimate, assh0l+
just like one of those teenage girls you’re out of control!
time for the hard truth, maury, you have no reason to live
and your rhymes are even worse than the advice you give!
i’m a true entertainer, take some lessons from me
i’ll knock you right off the air and end your trash tv
you need to calm your ass down, man, you’re getting too p+ssed
you’re a psychologist if you take out the +logist
[verse 5: dr. phil]
okay, you’ve had your glory, now you can give it all to me
i’m dr phil, and you need some help with your psychology
now i’m not the kind of guy to say “let’s talk about your mother”
but as of last night, i guess you could say i’m her lover
rumors spread like wildfire, but this one ain’t bullsh+t
i know that you two are having a g+y relationship
you two are so crazy it should be considered heresy
my lines will make you depressed you’ll need my therapy
your faces i will shatter and your ashes i will scatter
i just wanted to let you guys know, that you don’t matter
i went in for the k!ll, since i can do things you can’t fulfill
problem solved, my new book, defeated fools by dr. phil

[outro]
who won?
who’s next?
you decide
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