epic rap battle parodies - justin vs zander vs nathan lyrics
justin:
after a long period of not being active on your channel
your first order of business was to drag me to this battle
so allow me to spit disses ‘gainst your know+it+all prattle
and after this fight, try not to tattle to your skype cattle
put down your god complex and listen to this
if you knew how to communicate, i wouldn’t get p+ssed
our series is dying, you’re not even trying
but go ahead and spit your verse; if you’re not already crying
zander:
gotta admit, we knew each other quite fast
took 5 seconds to know that you’re a pain in my ass
from screaming at your dogs, to not improving your range
and then 4 years later, and you still never changed
still got no mojo, least you stopped with the ho+hoes
but with the way your show goes, inconsistent like your logos
here’s something quite sad, but please, no more tears
if i hadn’t trolled your ass, you wouldn’t have a career
justin:
it was you that kickstarted my career, that’s right
but i took your ungrateful ass in and brought you to the spotlight
yeah, i cracked a whip on you back when i was in charge
cause you kept slacking around like a fat tub of lard
i was the one that brought the fame to the channel, ya follow me?
get it through your skull that people subbed for quantity, not quality
i’ll continue rising up, while you struggle to stay relevant
so f+ck you, f+ck your crew, and f+ck your series’ “development”
zander:
yes, what a success, but i wouldn’t feel bold
if my entire fan+base consists of 9 year olds
and bringing up creativity? you certainly lack it
with my fifty plus cuts of you acting like a spastic
and this view wh0re, gets ps4’s to his doors
can’t even write your lines, so we end up writing yours
but hey, we finally settled this 1v1
nathan, for once, get your f+cking job done
nathan:
zander, stop your banter
you’ve said the same sh+t you did the last year
and it hadn’t even been relevant the past year
you ass, h+ear, that’s what your battles sound like
you asked what i thought of it, didn’t ya?
don’t worry i’ll take it and remake the mix to fix it up
which is what i’m doin when you think
i’m screwin around; procrastinating. and
shootin a round; m+st+rbating
i could do your job better than you when my brain’s off track;
sedated. and you say you the master who made this?
what a fib, what a lonely kid
who’s only p+ssed cause he knows
justin and i co+owned it. we bros with no hoes
so we spent our time moldin and sculptin it
loathed in the slow process, man, it was so lit
then you came in, and took a sh+t all over it!
zander:
that statement is history, like a stevie smithsonian
did pretty much nothing, yet claimed that you were owning it
and after our show, you crumbled quite fast
went from okay flow, into mumble rap
justin:
pretty ironic zander talks about people doing nothing
and owning it; you self aware or something?
should’ve known these motherf+ckers would f+ck my legacy up
now bow down to your rap daddy and give this buck the succ
nathan:
justin? i’ve already busted his nuts in
in 2016 by a landslide, it was nuttin’
mmm, he loved it, and i’ll do it again to spill something;
like his fans do his work for him and they’re paid, umm, nothing!
justin:
you think your relevance breaks out being in this crew?
i mean, f+ckin’ h+ll, you’re smoking more than i do
a bi joke? you tried, bro, bein’ somethin’ you’re not
with those =3 rip+offs and subscriber+viewing robots
zander:
jmb, smoking weed, everytime that i see you
hypocrite, i mean, you’re smoking more than most do
this isn’t the first time i’d give y’all a piece of my mind
diss you both once again, why would i wanna be on your side?
matthew:
+loud fake cough+
zander:
okay matthew, no one thinks that’s funny
matthew:
umm, i don’t really give a sh+t or anything, zander, but, okay buddy
erbparodies, you inspired erb of cartoons
but it’s clear, this mista is more talented than all of you
even though you’re adults, you guys are not very bold
so prepared to get dissed by this 16 year old
you guys get fame, got many fans that are watching
then died when justin p+ssied out for not playing cawthon
it’s so bullsh+t, how i bust my ass to bring quality content
in my bas+m+nt, and i’m outshadowed by this sh+t no one wanted
jmbent out of shape, in this rap duel, i’ll k!ll yo
i’m f+cking you up worse than your worn+out d+ld+
zander says i’m “wanted for bad guest stars” that can’t spit one
at least they can respond unlike jt machinima!
zander:
no need to be a p+ssbag about this battle
claiming i’m dead, well let’s look at all 3 of your channels
candy battles aren’t tasty, creepypastas are lazy
and your superthings series is the reason i’m crazy
matthew:
call ‘em dead all you want, but combined, we’re not the same, z
without us, you’d be cumming with jacob on the count of three
you already know i’m spright, don’t go ask for a refill
‘cause i’m k!lling you faster than the steve vs joe sequel
nathan:
your content is distasteful. i’m astonished at the pace you’ve grown
i could flow better than you when i was bling face oohh
they hate when i sing, but oohhh matthew
you’ve got a beard and still make cartoon rap battles, move past dude
matthew:
off+flow+vost is what you’re known fo’, oh no!
if a bling face+off is what you want, let’s go!
tryna step to me will make you wanna spit again later
unscripted disses i’ll dump like all your money from maker
justin:
f+ck you matthew, with your gall to call us p+ssies
crying like a little c+nt while you and zander playin’ footsies
starting bullsh+t with the group, then he races when i move in
that attitude comes with two faces and two chins
matthew:
yeah, no sh+t i f+cked up, but let’s look at your mistakes
lost a girl ‘cause you hid behind a fake account? nice job, mate
bow down to your new prince, don’t mistake me for toontits
it’s best to get back to your discord you diss for, b+tch!
zander:
you guys hear this kid? i can’t stand his lines
nathan:
should we kick him out?
justin:
we won’t have to hear his whines
justin, zander, & nathan:
matthew, no offense, but we’re not giving you any slack
matthew:
hey, f+cking stop, and add me back!
call an erbparamedic! these b+tt buddies are smoked
looks like i’ve taken the top spot, yeah, that’s all folks!
justin:
oh great, just what we f+cking needed…
frenzy:
what we needed was a reason to stop listening to you four
you’re gonna wanna nuke yourselves when i kick open the door
argue all the d+mn time with lines that make me wanna hurl +ew+
along with someone who thought everyone was trying to steal his girl
with a knife in my back, i’m still out here dissing all of you
after i wrote justin’s battles i bet he wants my lyrics too
busy joking bout my race, but i’m ahead of the curve
cuz this latino, yo, will make the color leave from these nerds
i’m redeeming cartoons that took matthew years to do
it smells like someone shat on your battles, oh it’s probably you
justin with little effort and zander looking mighty clueless
i’m just saiyan, it’s prius and not pruis, ya dofus
zander:
good one frenzy, now you’ve made me unhinged
with the billy numerous times you’ve made us all cringe
frenzy:
i’m not listening to a kid who never got sun+kissed
i’m actually shocked that you could finish these battle rap lyrics
matthew:
okay frenzy, while you focus on your fecal raps of horror
the only thing you did for me was change the d+mn password
frenzy:
the actions i that took were encouraged by the group
looking at season 1, you wanna call my series p++p?
justin:
good thing i collect water, we got a thirsty man up here!
you can diss me all you’d like, but you’re still wishing we were queer
frenzy:
getting jealous over girls, thinking i’m doing bad stuff? dude we might as well call you the little boy who cried “cuck”!
nathan:
believe it or not, when you feelin up on stevie’s c+ck
ehhh, i didn’t give a f+ck, at this point, it’s being blocked
frenzy:
you’re the only one here who’s actually been arrested
but you were still a better boyfriend than that f+cking meth head
multisupervids:
sorry about that, guys, but all your bullsh+t makes me smile
you know staying out of your fights was never really in my style
began as a fan on the wiki, but now my plan comes to fruition
destroying you fanmade f+cks to end captain coder’s mission
was brought here from justin’s fallout and it still makes me hostile
considering after three tries, it still sounds awful!
i’ve tried to lend you all advice, but i’m at a loss of what to say
when half you babies lose your sh+t because i breathe the wrong way!
when everyone makes my complaints a chore
it’s a good thing i’m used to horror lore
‘cause all your whiny sh+t could make a guys mind snap
from the discord chats to jose’s cr+p
your rebel groups and va wars
but yeah sure i’m the drama wh0re
so go ahead and p+ss and moan some more
i’ve already heard it from all of you before
frenzy:
when you tried to get me kicked no one stood by you, boii
isn’t it bad enough you irritate people with just your voice?
multisupervids:
keep going on about the wolf pack, and how i’m so evil
at least when i animated for you, i didn’t steal from other people
nathan:
man, what do you know about criticizing a project, multi?
how bout creatin some content ‘fore you go makin a comment? low+key
multisupervids:
oh nathan, everyone here already knows you’re a giant pansy
‘cause you haven’t punched this f+cker for that one time he got handsy
zander:
rawr, it’s big bully multi, trying to spit a good flow
if there were multiple of you, the entire world would explode
multisupervids:
go ahead and cry again like the last time i hurt your feelies
dissection ain’t required to see you butchered this series
matthew:
p+ss off moldy+personality+vids, yea, ya know it’s true
i’ll get a multi+k!ll, once i go and f+cking strangle you
multisupervids:
nothing’s safe from your grubby hands, you’ll regret being an imposter
when i end your career in cold blood like a sh+tty creepypasta
justin:
nearly five years later and your ass is still acting bitter
it’s no wonder that i ditched you to go hang out with twitter
multisupervids:
despite your b+n+r for fnaf, there’s no joy in your creation
and you’re such a little b+tch, you couldn’t even be on location
seth:
trololololol, nah, this one’s very real
but ironically, you all act like you eat f+cking happy meal+
joey:
yo, i’m linked to the community, but at least i ain’t dead
‘cause zander, i stay on fire like i’m ghost rider’s head
+joey cutscene+
seth:
all of this bullsh+t’s why i’m here to spit this
been rapping out dipsh+ts since before i used bitstrips
but i gotta give you some credit zander, ‘cause you know
i cancelled irb, but your series is more in the hole
justin, i’m gonna be blunt, no, not the kind you smoke
not everything revolves around you and your fanbase is a joke
my perspective of you, it got a little bit bendy
when you pumped out scum just because it was trendy
matthew, your early works were really d+mn painful
multi’s almost as +n+l as zander and justin are nasal
frenzy, everything that comes outta your mouth just sounds dumb
f+ck this, i’d rather listen to nathan’s cover album
zander:
seth, your album is wack, and your face makes me sick
cover of the book? more like cover up that sh+t
seth:
i got the b+lls to do the things that i want to do
not nestle all my days away in my bedroom
multisupervids:
crying from all this drama, does your healthcare cover tissues?
no schedule plans, kid fans, man, i marvel at your issues
seth:
ah shut up, multi, i won’t be put on your leash
rapping me when a desk is the only thing you can defeat!
nathan:
what are your allergies actin up? you sound nasally and congested
you couldn’t last against me in this battle with your best sh+t
seth:
nice lines, bucktooth. you know what? f+ck you!
the re+cover album? guess what? it sucked too!
frenzy:
here’s something you can zombiel!ck, you comic book pr+ck
from opposite ends of the border but i’m above your bullsh+t
seth:
scoot it, naruto dude, here you’re the caboose
takes you so long to upload, how’d you think you wouldn’t lose?
matthew:
i don’t true believe this freak with t++th looking like peanuts
the worst representation of canada ever since liam!
seth:
who let the squeakers in? ah sh+t, it’s just matthew
couldn’t tell from that cr+p you spat worse than a rap duel
harrypotter2875:
clear the stage for the headlining act of this rap brawl
i’m surprised i’m here this late, you guys don’t matter at all
you know, without the wiki and me and zander’s troll there
erbp would be absolutely f+cking nowhere
and yet i’m disregarded, despite all of the cr+p i do
why did i even write this verse? you’re probably gonna scr+p it too
it’s quite the shame you’ve let my talents go to waste
i’d think someone who understands flow would run this place
and don’t think my use of historical figures is lame, team
don’t forget, i had hamilton rap before it was mainstream
i’ve torn the house down by the hairs on my chinny+chin+
chin, it’s clear i win, i’ve blown you all into oblivion
zander:
you suck up to every crew, but worst comes to worst
got on erb, but really “erbp did it first”
jacob:
this ginger p+ssy sure takes after his pet
read my lips: your raps are worse than that beard on your neck
frenzy:
you need to quit with south park more than you need to shave
don’t forget, that’s twice you needed me to be a slave
jacob:
boo hoo, you had to animate png’s
step to me and you’ll get slayed… tv!
multisupervids:
you guys remember fred v. carrie? have a seat and i’ll enlight
how’d it die? a hairystalker2875
jacob:
multi’s back to mumbling and i’m feeling the tension
keep spitting, soon enough, we’ll need another intervention
seth:
you’re history, sz, and i’m not the first that’s said it
but stop slaving these squeakers and learn how to f+cking edit!
jacob:
there’s tons of sh+tty soundcloud singers, why am i facing this one?
you nitwits coming after me reminds me of a witch hunt
matthew:
it’s pretty sad when i can’t deliver your edits, you lose your cool
over a series based on the most boring subject in school!
jacob:
i was a whiny little kid but it’s not like you’re any better
and i wouldn’t have been “made” if you had actually put in effort
justin:
oh, shut the f+ck up on effort because can’t you see
we do all of that for you but it’s not good enough for your ocd
jacob:
since i use fictional characters when sp+wned by their creators
i’ll make sure to use you and your social sk!lls later
mancha:
alert! alert! my drama buzzer’s gone berserk
when i face the biggest hypocrites to call themselves “mature”
my content’s all sansational, but your channels are doomed, for
you call yourselves driven but can’t even take an uber!
despite my subscriber base, i know you’re envious of me
but even i cannot re+animate a dead community
and as the greater creator i’ll actually release a video
with four hundred thirteen reasons why all of your f+cking series blow
that’s it, you c+cky c+cks, you’ll pay for your crimes against my art form
pushing the allegory further while you’re d+mned to just the sordid norm
i’ve got your seven sins in hand, you just need to do the math
leave you six feet undertale, and that’s on top of a wrath
by the way, don’t forget to support me on patreon
zander:
you actually showed up for once? wow, what a sight
and i won’t lend you any cash, when all of your battles byte
mancha:
don’t talk sh+t about my series, you forgot your end is near
when you haven’t released a thing on this channel in almost two years
justin:
let me slide into this beef like your sh+tty pngs
while your rap factory’s churning out hyper hypocrisy
mancha:
justin, cut the cr+p, since your twitter’s fallen to sh+t
i’m just surprised you didn’t try to drag bendy into this!
nathan:
i listened to your lines and i’m surprised, sherlock
you sure know a lot for someone i’ve never heard talk
mancha:
don’t act like that, you all know it’s easy to reach me, nate
literally all i know about you is that you procrastinate!
frenzy:
your announcer is enough to make me rub my eardrums
think your lines are any good? desite! you’re pretty dumb
mancha:
quit jacking off to smite, don’t think that you’re standing tall!
‘cause i’ll order pizza and make you pay for it all!
matthew:
just like your visuals, i’ll be leaving you looking frozen+stiff
b+tch, i’ll forever be the better animation artist
mancha:
you really need to speak when you whisper on the verse
i’ll forever be the better steven universe
seth:
with puns and meme culture you’re way over obsessive
i’m canadian, yet you’re the one who’s more passive aggressive
mancha:
i’ll bitstrip you of your ego, man i thought you were my friend
but i’ll kick your ass later when we rap battle again
multisupervids:
here’s a hard truth to you, deaf dude, to make your pride unravel
your mixing makes friction battles of cheese graters and gravel
mancha:
shove it, monkeysupervids, you don’t know jack about this game
dude, half of your career is roles that i asked you to play
jacob:
it seems in making fiction battles, you’ve wound up detached
you stole a line from erb and yet expect to win this match
mancha:
if you casting me as asian characters seems like the craziest
look at your finishers and editing! now that’s what i call laziness!
hunter:
lazy is dead, now my role has been rewritten
crazy how im spittin against cancerous kids who can’t listen
i’mma kidnap these children and stuff their vocal chords inside my kitchen
i’mma fidget like bridget, sh+t glitches enjoys messing with b+tches who seem to waste their time doing the same sh+t!
real talk, this series will end the same way it started:
unoriginal and basic
rlyoshi:
unoriginal? yeah, that sums up everything this crew has produced
they’re either sh+tposting, spreading rumors, or dishing out harassment and abuse
now the hunter’s become the hunted; lazy does well to describe your raps
but credit where it’s due: at least you’re not a little kid who tried to base his channel on minecraft
ivo:
oh i’ve been dissing you since the start of your days
then went off to parties and p+ssy, while you were stuck on ground base
now i’m back on rock bottom, dissing grown+ass bronies…
one of the last on a list of flow+less erb+phonies
b+lo lorbes:
new challenger approaching, yeah, the b+man is here to express out some rage
won’t need a rap rant or a full diss rap to prove to you how i was made
i’m a theatre kid, and i’m tellin’ ya’ll, to act your age, it’s like you’re in first grade
all this drama is the reason i keep losing inspiration into cancelling my series since you b+tches can’t think straight!
hyperjacob96:
you guys think that you’re better than each other? let me say this right now: none of you are that great!
anything you guys do, i can do on my own! i don’t need any help with anything i create!
never been in this series, but it’s good that i haven’t, ’cause it’s always been a piece of sh+t
with only tiny improvements every once in awhile, but will never match up to my level of g+nius!
liam:
hanging up my green screen, hey, it’s been a long time! didn’t know i’m back? well here’s a fact, i’ve had time to think, like what a huge mess you can’t clean up, guys, you’re delusional, you’ve snapped i’m over this community, i’ll snuff your torches quicker than a group attack!
anthony:
pretty low lyrics for someone of such tall stature!
i should slice you up, stuff you up! make new plushes out of you b+st+rds!
i honestly looked up to you guys, i’m extreme+ly dis+satisfied!
after all this time you’re mocking me, i’m glad to see this series die!
vinny:
get this plush obsessed nasally voiced f+ck finally to stop talking
like villagers vs sims, it’s time to make room for the real king
i’m finn+ished with you anthony, you’re the community meme!
i’d rather watch zack’s battles before i’d ever watch erboextreme
stofferex:
ehhhh, shut up doc, your notoriety’s nothing next to me
you’re an emo teen who plays siivagunner memes to try and fill up your dead livestreams
you bickering c+nts, make my mind up, to never come to america
i can say after voicing tons, that none of you have any character
metalfireva:
thanks for the shout out multi, at least i don’t fight people on discord
stoff, you really helped me, before you didn’t take 6 months to f+cking record!
they’ll go epic rap battles offf? after i beat you guys down!
stick to being dead on youtube while i go and take the sound crown!
yobar:
unfinished lyrics
… is the reason my face is…
so pathetic, your bickering has more meaning than your raps
you’re tools and parodies with no substance whatsoever
got exposed by my fellow french community member!
adam:
i’m f+cking tired of you all acting like you’re on some high horse
when the reality is, you’re worse than f+cking infinite source!
like when justin couldn’t fit in his pants, you’re all stuck in the past!
and when you step in my path all you’ll feel is my wrath!
mat4yo:
unfinished lyrics
… and thank you for tuning into this episode of chisel this, i’m mat4+
froggy:
alright, that’s enough you guys. froggy’s back from the dead
and i’ve been listening to every single word that you’ve said
this needs to end. we have to stop this feud
because right now this battle feels even longer than season 2
what started as a small tribute has transformed
into a rap empire, saturating more and more
think about it, just look at how far we’ve come
our highs and lows, since vault boy vs phelps 1!
we were just kids in the dark, way before we jumped the shark
justin, nathan and zander, you were there from the start
you planted the seed, our legacy, this community
will never leave our hearts, it means the world to me
for half a decade, we’ve been doing the same thing, yo
that’s why this battle is a metaphor for us letting go
‘cause it’s our childhood, and i know that it’s scary
but we’ll move on together! we’re forever a family
and no matter all the battles, fights and wars that occur
just remember that we’ll never truly leave each other
because one day when we’re grown up and settled with families
we’ll look back and think of erbparodies
and remember a piece of us all that won’t diminish
because this group is still growing and won’t ever be finished
we all have our faults, so let’s accept that and end this
remember why this all started, everything is for our friendship!
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