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epic rap battle parodies - oliver twist vs richie rich lyrics

[intro]
epic rap battle parodies
richie rich
vs
oliver twist
begin

[verse 1: richie rich]
why h+llo there poor lonely child that’s sitting on the street
i’m the richest most sk!lled elite your hobo ass will ever meet
with cash i’ll beat your ass while i’m chillin’ in my car
i’m waving with a dollar, show me how desperate you are!
you’re a criminal, not just lyrical, try to be manly you pansy
you’ll feel wealthy for a second when i diss you oh so fancy
listen you weak bum, i’m hitting you hard, you’re almost done
i’d tell you to take some valuables and run, but you got none
[verse 2: oliver twist]
i’m gonna rip your spoiled arms right out of their sockets
so prepare to feel the wrath of this orphan pick+pocket
you better hurl with all your cash, jewels and pearls
’cause you wouldn’t even last one day in the real world
who the h+ll is richie rich? n0body’s heard of this little sh+t
i’m a legend, feel my fist, you can’t beat oliver twist, b+tch!
they told me not to swear, guess i’m a bad boy, but truly
roger ebert was lying when he said people enjoyed your movie

[verse 3: richie rich]
i’d buy you off if i wanted to, but i want to destroy this boy scout
how can you be badass when you literally got nothing to brag about
why would you ask for more food, quit being an attention hog
my raps will verbally k!ll you more than nancy and that attack dog
i’d give money to your family but you don’t have any
i bet your poor sorry ass would do anything for just a penny
prepare to hate me boy, but i ain’t gonna lie
in order to say hi to your mother, you gotta talk to the sky

[verse 4: oliver twist]
sure, my parents are dead, yet they still care more for me
why am i hearing complaining from a kid with his own mickey d’s
i’m doing things you’d never expect, call me oliver plot twist
i haven’t puked so hard since i saw richie rich’s christmas wish
you leech of your parents money while i’m a self made man
who doesn’t need to listen to anybody and does whatever he plans
i may not have food, i may not have a home
but you’ll just forever be known as the kid from home alone!
[outro]
who won?
who’s next?
you decide!
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