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epic rap battle parodies - phoenix wright vs adrian monk lyrics

[intro]
epic rap battle parodies
phoenix wright
vs
adrian monk
begin

[verse 1: adrian monk]
here’s the thing; i’m all set to kick this sorry man’s rear
i’ve solved over a hundred cases since i started my career
you yell everything, you should’ve been fired on the spot
unless i’m wrong about all this; which, you know, i’m not
your messy porcupine hair could poke out someone’s eye
just stay in your little office; it’s a jungle outside
when it comes to lawyers, garrett price was far more effective
here’s what happened, mr. wright; you crossed the wrong detective
[verse 2: phoenix wright]
hold it! your statement is clearly faulty, monk
your show stunk; i bring justice for all to leave you sunk
you can’t handle smudges on the wall or any number other than ten
meanwhile, i got a crossover with professor layton
solved fifteen+year+old cases, beat undefeated prosecutors
with only two or three days to investigate these murders
in this battle, i’ve clearly got an edgeworth the victory
go ahead, give me your testimony, however contradictory!

[verse 3: adrian monk]
here’s what happened – i mean, here’s what really happened
you came after me, nick, thinking you could beat me at rapping
but you forgot about a crucial piece of evidence
that crossover isn’t released in north america, when announced back in 2010
you made your debut on the ds; a piece of bs
my show was on abc and ran for eight whole seasons
you were disbarred from practicing law because of a forged letter
yet my job continues, so give up now; you’ll thank me later

[verse 4: phoenix wright]
objection! witness, there is a clear contradiction in your testimony
it’s time for turnabout asswhoop for this piece of lonely
trash; yes, the very same trash you’re afraid to touch
i’ll press the witness now, feel the adrenaline rush
abc? the only letters you know are ocd
and i’ll bet dr. kroger died because he couldn’t handle giving you therapy
i’ll blow you up like trudy; clean you up, you’re so filthy
the judge declares your rhymes overruled and finds you guilty
[outro]
who won?
who’s next?
you decide!
epic rap battle parodies

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