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epic rap battle parodies - purple guy vs the grey man lyrics

[intro: announcer]
epic rap battle parodies!
the purple guy
versus
the grey man
begin

[verse 1: purple guy]
1, 2, 3, 4, 5 kids on the floor
6, 7, 8, 9 games packed with chilling lore
show you the door, give you some more
straight to the core, blood and gore
to put all the fright in the kids and adults
there’s only one name that can cause all this horror!
it’s pg, k!llin’ 13, making this battle r!
you look, 6, 10, 12, tell us what the f+ck you even are!
pg’s showing lsd who’s the greatest mc, f+ck it!
i’ll drop the a in fnaf, leave you friday night funkin’!
[verse 2: grey man]
you brits have a thing for being awfully obnoxious
what will you do, use the scooper? just like your children you botched it
(yeah, you botched it) so knock it off, b+tch, when w+lly sees me he’ll fall
i gave birth to nightmares, you gave birth to a hentai doll!
you can’t strike fear in me, i’ve got that j+panese made flow
against the most uncaring purple father since thanos! (oh snap)
i’ll phase through your robots, this time no suit will come in clutch
nah, i haven’t seen a brit get p+ssied out this quickly since truss!

[verse 3: purple guy and phone guy]
you stand idly in the distance, what makes you think you’re f+cking scary?
fact is, what am i even doing here? this matchup makes me a bit wary
think about it, i’m known for being the face of fazbear’s scares
and i’m packed with sh+ttons of lore, while this dude just kinda stands there
stop your heart with a cl!ck
see the face, of a criminal (iminal)
what the f+ck’s even your shtick
that sh+t’s, really pitiful (itiful)
and what the f+ck’s even that verse? i really don’t f+cking care
why the f+ck am i still here?! i’m leaving! (uh, h+llo? are you still there?)

[verse 4: grey man]
haha, now you’re stuck because you don’t know sh+t about me
you’ll be trapped in this rap battle nightmare for all eternity!
so let’s dance, give the audience something to rant about
when you see me in the dreamscape you’ll just want to cry and shout!
wait– what is this? where’d he go? why am i rapping against a phone?
this is truly such a shame, it seems that i’ve been left alone
i need an outing, i need a reason to stop this rhymin’ (yeah)
i’m gonna go hang with lucy… in the sky with diamonds… (okay)
[outro: announcer and phone guy]
who won?
who’s next?
you decide!
epic…
+phone rings+ (h+llo? are you still there?)
dude, he’s f+cking gone!
(oh, ok) +phone guy hangs up+
….rap battle parodies

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