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epic rap battle parodies - ted bundy vs jeffrey dahmer lyrics

[intro]
epic rap battle parodies
ted bundy
vs
jeffrey dahmer
begin

[verse 1: jeffrey dahmer]
my name is jeff dahmer, scarier than any creepypasta
i got more fresh produce in my fridge than a farmer
i lift weights and drop ’em on heads, so don’t test me
i’m a milwaukee cannibal, a k!ller mc
you faked being hurt to put your knife in girls’ holes
but i’m here to help you play the role, so come and pay your toll
they had zac efron play you because they felt bad
little kids watching you k!ll makes them sad (waaaah)
you picked on easy targets, no one would ever find you scarier
i could snare your victims with an ad for hot singles in your arеa
i feed on victims facing defeat, call me thе real mr. mix
want a ticket to the dahmer show? check me out on netflix, b+tch
[verse 2: ted bundy and jeffrey dahmer]
whether it’s a mannequin or a man again, you’re a scrawny little virgin
you’re just weird al with a haircut, and you slaughter like a surgeon
when it comes to a k!lling legacy, you really weren’t smahter
took the s+x out of s+xy, so i ask y, dom and dahmer
on my suicide hotline, i helped chicks to live
if it was you giving a ring, i’d say “do a flip”
separated from american horror story, no love
ryan murphy made you a different show ’cause you’re not scary enough (alright, that’s it!)

[verse 3: jeffrey dahmer]
even i think you went too far, so lemme call the feds, honey
no need though. after this, you’ll soon be dead, ted bundy
your attractiveness left you spared from any scrutiny
but i find you weak and repulsive so there’s nothing you could do to me!
i wouldn’t take a nude photo of you, it would k!ll my erection (eugh)
i felt bad for what i did, but k!lling you is an exception (he, he)
i’ll eat you so sweet, a cuisine that’s fit for my mouth
call in dead meat, murdered you so much, should get a k!ll count (ha, ha)

[verse 4: ted bundy]
oh please, your k!lls couldn’t top carl the llama
quit your b+tching and whining, little jeffery wah+mer
you cut off people’s heads, but at least i get more head
tell your mom to put down the pills and give them to you instead
i tricked the forensics, with what all for i inflicts
you k!lled four in six of a family of foreigns, ick
i tricked the masses, you’ve got glasses, got so much charisma sass
i heard you like dudes, bro, so come here and, uh, kiss my ass
i mean look at this nerd, what girl ever thought you hunky
while gacy was cited as referring to me as “funny bundy”
your fruity ways make me not wanna even stand beside you
turned to cannibalism, ’cause that’s the only way you’d get a man inside you
[outro: announcer and ted bundy]
who won?
who’s next?
(you decide.)
epic +announcer groans in pain+ rap battle parodies

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