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epic rap battle parodies - tom sawyer vs huckleberry finn lyrics

[intro]
epic rap battle parodies
tom sawyer
vs
huckleberry finn
begin

[verse 1: huckleberry finn]
it’s time to settle this once and for all
which one of the twain boys will rise and fall?
hold on, boy, i’m from the land of missouri
i’ll outrap you so hard, you’ll be running in a fury
it’s a d+mn shame you gotta handle a jury
i’m a hero, a prodigy from southern u.s.a
so you might as well shut the heck up, i’ll win anyways
sail away on your boat, bomb boy aye
[verse 2: tom sawyer]
f+ckleberry f+ggot, where do i even begin?
are you gonna fake your own death, just to coward out again?
while i’m sleeping in my bed like a normal, functional kid
i see you in a barn in a cardboard box, ha, you dumb sh+t
there’s no need for me to rap, is that what you meant?
you’re the one who won’t shut the f+ck up, your books got banned ’cause of your accent
my name is tom sawyer, i got mean, mean, pride
you never got laid, and, i already have a bride

[verse 3: huckleberry finn]
stepping up to me? compared to you, i’m a saint
so much confidence, one could say i’m going hard on the paint
come on, you little f+ggle, come and eat my big apples
i’m living through a tough life, that’s what’s happening
i guess you could call me aladdin
and as tom is standing in front of that unpainted fence, he starts to realize
he’s nothing but a failure without parents
it’s like batman with no inheritance

[verse 4: tom sawyer]
are you complaining’ about my rhymes, and my ways to deliver?
i spit rhymes with more flow than the mississippi river
i got becky on my side, when’s the last time you had a love duet?
the only friend you have is a middle+aged black runaway slave
the fence is getting whiter, but i’m not painting it as you can tell
i’m not kidding around, finn, i can make people rap for me as well
your father would always beat you because he was the town drunk
the battle’s over now, and i don’t give a huck
[outro]
who won?
who’s next?
you decide!
epic rap battle parodies

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