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epic rap battle parodies - vaush vs smosh lyrics

[intro]
[♪ the phantom of the opera + overture ♪]
epic rap battle parodies
vaush
vs
smosh
begin

[verse 1: vaush]
it’s the left+wing streamer, here to make you twitch
i gotta tell you guys something: smosh games was utter sh+t!
your “lol, random” skits just made vaush mad
say it with me now, chat: “smosh bad! smosh bad!”
i think these two are g+y, but that’s perfectly fine, you know
i’m not misogynistic, but uh, these two p+ssies gotta go, bro
stop telling people to shut up! how patronizing can you get?
you’re literally the worst people that i have ever met!

[verse 2: ian hecox and anthony padilla]
just like my pink+frosted sprinkled donut, i’ll kick your ass!
if we took over your wack channel, we’d havе to call it smosh mass!
we’ve had food fights for eons, and vaush atе the leftovers
so big and chunky, he probably couldn’t jump the red rover!
we’ve seen you creeping in the dms, but vaush, you look like a bm
debating n+z+s and libtards from am to the mother+firetrucking pm!
when it comes to dating chicks, i don’t think you’re winning either
we’ve seen who you’re tapping, wouldn’t put our dixon cider!
[verse 3: vaush]
(wow…) go back to lip+syncing some cartoon show’s theme
i dominate tiktok screens, you couldn’t even rap on animeme
my comedy is top+tier, my self+reflecting is so funny
i’m a privileged white guy with a sh+t ton of money!
your sh+tty channel almost went down the hole of bankruption
’til nerd vs. geek had to seize your means of production
i beat destiny in a livestream, best that!
i was on jesse peterson ’cause i’ll get more fame than you’ll ever get!

[verse 4: ian hecox and anthony padilla]
when it comes to mind opening, you’re very limiting!
in your intro, it looks like you’re autistic stimming!
a man bun? really? how much more soy can you get, vaush?
we’ll eat you alive, b+tch! f+cking lunchtime with smosh!
we’ve risen up from the dead, so you know we won’t stop
meanwhile, who wants to watch chris chan debate for eight hours a pop?
if vaush was real, he’d stop being such a left+leaning cuck!
say it with us now, smoshers: f+cking shut up!!!

[outro: announcer and horse]
who won?
who’s next?
you++
…zander…zander…zander…
…zander…
beat me!!!
beat me, zander!!!
beat me!!!
beat meeeee!!!!!!

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