epic rap battles of bruh - the doctor royale. epic rap battles of bruh lyrics
[before the intro: announcer]
because youtube is where the p++p is!
[intro: doctor phil, doctor robotnik, doctor mario, doctor fauci]
shut the h+ll up, b+tch
no!
go k!ll yourself
it’s+a me, mario!
[verse 1: doctor robotnik, luigi, king harkinian]
snooping as usual, so let’s get down to business
i’ll kick mario in his “mushrooms” and prescribe him my pingas
ivo robotnik will give this woke doc the smoke
i’ll have peach l!cking my mean bean and chugging my yolk
i’ve an army of robots, what do you got?
a fake degree and a brother who doesn’t love you a lot?
in this battle rap of medics i know i’ll come out the winner
when i serve you like spaghetti and eat you for dinner
[verse 2: doctor mario]
i’m a mario rapper, prеscribing you with disses
after this battle, i’m gеtting princess peach kisses
i’ve got ’em dancing to the tune of my warp flute!
when i hear you rapping, all i hear is +toot, toot, toot+
and when it all starts to rain again, i better not see you leave
don’t abandon me, stuck on my knees to grieve
hey, baby. i just want you to know you’re looking really beautiful tonight <3
[verse 3: doctor fauci]
doctor anthony fauci, born in 1940
took peach to my room and got blown by that shorty
watched the sky had a weegee, she gave me a tumor
ivo's fatass thinks he can rap? ok boomer
k!lled a few dogs, wasn't feeling so hot
had the doc put me down with a pfizer shot
biden's my next target, this is fauci's last stand
so i'll give you a taste of anthony's prostate exam
[verse 4: doctor phil, doctor octagonapus]
did someone say prostate exam? shut the h+ll up b+tch
new symptom of covid, it'll make your ass bleed
you're ugly, disgusting, give me the vaccine
your faces i will pound see, you will be saying ouchie
you should really k!ll yourself now, dr. fauci
get real, there's something that you can't bear to hear
you're an overweight, lonely, mental failure
talked to your wife and dr. philled her with my c+ck, b+tch
if doctors can't die they can for sure be forgotten
hold up
doctor octagonapus
bwaaahhh
shake that f+cking ass b+tch
[outro: tai lopez]
here at my garage, just bought this, uh, new lamborgini here, it's fun to drive it up here in the hollywood hills
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