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epic rap battles of cancer - slender-man vs freddy fazbear lyrics

[intro]
epic rap battles of cancer!
slender-man
vs
freddy fazbear!
begin!

[slender-man]
h-llo it’s me, slender-man, you f-cking cracker jack
unlike you freddy fazsack, i don’t hate the blacks
i will rape you with my tentacles and you’ll like it
but f-ck, then it’s not rape, well you can call me pickle rick
the creepypasta legend, created in ‘09 with a big d-ck
your restaurants and your pizza all smell like sh-t
told me you were withered freddy but you didn’t do bits
you just evolved into the first bear with t-ts

[freddy fazbear]
i see a little n-gga inside my pizzeria
thinks he can escape? that’s funny, mama mia
just like my nose during winter, you’ll be very runny
ooga chaka, ooga chaka, n-ggers in my tummy!

[break 1]

[withered freddy]
a slender n-gga is really trying to come at me?
kidnapping children in the forest, now that’s “very scary”
keeping his relevance? very rarely
and by the end of this battle he’ll be dug into a cemetery

[slender-man]
oh no, angry video game sh-tter, i’m so very scared
by a bear except he’s g-y and he’s lost all of his hair
i will cut off his d-ck like i suck on a cl-t
he’s called freddy fazbear but should be freddy fazb-tch
collect my 8 pages and wipe them with your -ss
then take a big fart and run for it very fast
it’s the end for freddy and his whole queer band crew
now you should know, there’s no one here to save you

[break 2]

[slender-man]
what the f-ck

[herobrine]
hey little n-gga, it’s me. the motherf-cking boss
i cut up underage p-ssy and i eat it with some sauce
there’s no way in notch you will ever get past me
because when little babies see herobrine, they pee
once i steal all your diamonds you’ll cry like bow wow
we’re going to get some shamrock shakes. like now!
come with me onto the floor, we’ll have a nice dance
then i’ll f-cking murder you with my enchanted diamond tants

[slender-man]
little herobrine, i’m c-mming in your mom
call me saddam hussein because i’m dropping rap bombs
yes, that’s right, you won’t stand my large pick
i didn’t say d-ck but instead i said pick, get it, you d-ck?
i need to eat some babies, need to shart on the blacks
you’re a hoax confirmed by mojang and i’m high on crack
this was even more easier than cooking a cow
after i removed herobrine, i’ll hit you with a bling blaow

[break 3]

[w2s]
this battle was sh-t
why did we have to wait one month for it?
you said you were sh-tting but didn’t take sh-ts
you just evolved into the first viral myth went to sh-t
you said you had to get some things off your chests
so why the f-ck do you keep eating chicken br–sts?
think you’re so sl!ck? well come down and l!ck my feet
wait, slender, stop! she’s only seventeen!

[slender-man]
oh w2s, you stinky stanky fad
seeing your disstracks really makes me want to fap
i’m so sl!ck on the track that you could call me slendy
but don’t mistake me for that black and white n-gga, bendy
what’s wrong, little n-gga? why you looking blue?
it looks like as if a bird took a sh-t on your black shoes
this is my disstrack and you’re not coming back from it
open your mouth for when i stab you with my slender d-ck

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