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epic rap battles of cancer - sonic.exe vs tails doll lyrics

tails doll:
oh for f-cks sake, this isn’t the first time i’ve done this cr-p
do you even know how many godd-mn f-cking rap battles that we’ve had?
but whatever, besides the point, i’ll leave this hedgehog raped
you’re an even more overrated piece of garbage than the rake
look at all this p-rn and convince me that you aren’t g-y
try to find me and i’ll make you run away
you shouldn’t have tried to mess mess to mess with me
i’m gonna leave you gone faster than when you were taken off the wiki

sonic.exe:
i see you want to play a game but i’m impossible to beat
you and your sh-t t-ts are too slow to try and l!ck my feet
this is only the first act of my rap, you won’t last very long
if you think you’re so good, wait until you see my hot blue schl-ng
that gem on your head looks like a d-ck, you must be trippin
now just shut the f-ck up and get back in the kitchen
i’ll tear you wide open and give you a good -ss d-cking
get ready for this jumpscare, you’re about to be sh-ttin

tails doll:
i’m gonna call you chica cause you’re making me go like bruh
say you’re so original, you took your f-cking laugh from kefka
sonic.exe, you know you ain’t sh-t without me
leave you beaten and bl–dy as if you were swarmed by bees

sonic.exe:
to all the gaming creepypastas, i’m like their f-cking father
call me the grinch, now i’ll leak the entire ultimate roster
your second verse was almost as bad as that album ascend
here’s your warning, you better run, you can call me ken

the observer:
it’s the observer, all you b-tches do on the mic is drool
i forgot what 2 + 2 is, could someone please take me to school?
been sh-tting my pants lately but don’t tell the operator
jerk off my black c-ck, you know i’m the real m-st-rbater
sonic doesn’t stand a chance, he better run, hurry
before i slay both of you b-tches and leave you two swirvy!
okay now cl-ss, show your -ss and tell me what you’ve learned
how many r-t-rded n-ggas does it take to know you can’t defeat the observer?
i’ve been watching you closely, in the shadows, i’ll be dwelling
but i had to interrupt your verses cause they stank and were repelling
now it’s time for rape so put aside your bows and your pick
and watch me take off my pants to reveal my huge d-ck!

herobrine:
hey b-tches you know it’s me motherf-cking herobrine
all of you f-ggots compared to me is really really sublime
ill spit some hot lava and k!ll you with my diamond sword
turn your render distance up, stupid f-cking nigward
after i k!ll the observer i’ll destroy sonic’s f-ck buddy, tails
all you guys are is an… epic fail!
trying to face me was your biggest ever mistake
lemme grab a shamrock shake, now we’re getting baked

grey man:
it’s time to sh-t the bed, you’ll never escape
c-m to five year olds while i haunt the dreamscape
i wish there was a girl in here so i could touch some big t-ts
once you’ve entered you can never leave the violence district
i’ll dump all your shamrock shakes out, do you hear me?
i’ve got an even bigger d-ck than that motherf-cker ron jeremy
all of you are even weaker than the ticket taker
end this verse out with a bang, herobrine’s a f-cking n-gge-

ticket taker:
it’s time for you to watch a movie based on your defeat
take a seat and watch this movie, it’ll end with my schmeet
you guys certainly can’t rap, on the mic you’re sounding frantic
for all of you this will end even worse than the t-tanic
stop the sh-t for a second so i can take a large poo
oh hey, look there’s a cow, say sh-t (moo)
kurby got michael jackson, now that’s a f-cking teehee
thank you for listening to the verse, now please enjoy the movie

creepy black:
shut the f-ck up n-gga, you’ve had no relevance or fame
once creepy black enters into battle i’ll reset your game
am i a pokemon or a ghost? f-ck, i really don’t know
all that i know is that i flow so good it feels like a
bl-wj-b, cause with all of my ability, i can
put you all to rest with my golden rain like yellow man
your movie theater is a bit messy, it could probably be painted
facing off against me will only leave all of you fainted

who was phone:
who was i? well i was motherf-cking phone
i say n-word cause i funny with the funny tone
i might spit but all of you guys might swallow on my d-ck
n-gga shiiit, call me pewdiepie when i take a sh-t
who was phone coming in fast
better look away when i show you my -ss
call me p-n-s parker cause i’m really gettin’ high
shut the f-ck up cause you’re probably into guys
eat my sh-t cause you suck
if you dislike this battle then i’ll make sure to f-ck
your grandma, i’ll really make that b-tch moan
wait a minute, who are you? who was phone?

squidward’s suicide:
barnacle n-ggas, shut the f-ck up, i’m working on my art
you call yourself t-tty sh-tties but you lack the t-tty part
all you guys are is a bunch of fat-ss smelly t-rds
i’m gonna k!ll myself cause of chicken-eating nigward
begone, just do it!
if i see your mom then i’ll do it!
my toilet’s f-cking broken, cause fapward spread his goo on it
j-pward’s cooking ramen even when i’m deceased
f-ck it, i don’t care anymore, just let me rest in peace..

slender-man:
let’s take it back quickly to 2011
where i was in my prime and f-cking all the children
now let’s take it back to 2018
where n-ggas are scared of being like subnormal, being beaned
but now it’s my arrival, slender-man is here to strike
i made all of you what you are and now you won’t be able to fight
your one and only god, but this time, i’m actually real
going up against slenderman, your -sses will be sealed
sonic and tails, you guys are irrelevant
herobrine waiting for a patient elegant
relevance to come back, but he’s excrement
observer and grey man, been long since your element
taker was hesitant but let me give my sentiment
creepy black, squidward you’re far from pestilent
arrogant thinking that you’re heaven-sents
you just take everything that i’ve done, it’s evident
you don’t stand out from the rest, you’ve caused your own doom
when’s the next battle coming? i dunno, hopefully soon
but as for now, i’m gonna have to put this one to rest
slender-man is the best, now let me suck on your br–sts

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