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epic rap battles of cartoons - beavis and butt-head vs ren and stimpy lyrics

epic rap battles of cartoons!
ren and stimpy!
vs!
beavis and b+tthead!
begin!

ren:
look who we got here, it’s beavis and b+tthead
i honestly wish you weren’t lying when you claimed you were dead
stimpy, we’re gonna show this duo who will win this race
when we’re facing a low iq blonde and a brace face
stimpy:
oh, joy, ren! let’s wreck this mic and destroy these two teens
their sense of humor was the worst we’ve ever seen
all you do is stuff your face with nachos, you don’t have a hint of class
get your finger out of your nose and rеalize you won’t ever pass

bеavis:
i’m surprised you don’t attack each other since you’re a dog and a cat
i’ll set these rhymes on fire, since you’re so d+mn fat
call us lewis & clark, because well, we did america
stimpy is lumpy at his, you know… +laugh+
b+tthead:
you look like you’re on weed, uhuhuhuh, weed
i’ll stomp you down more than that b+ttmunch corn seed
why is there adult references inside of a kid’s show?
ren and stimpy probably go into the closet and uh…you know
ren:
how can you pay the house bills, when you don’t even have parents?
your rhymes are as sensable as wizzing on an electric fence
stimpy:
just head back to burger world, since you can’t ever beat me
i can’t believe your show came back after your series finale!
ren:
you burnt down a house? whoa, no wonder n0body trusts ya’
you eediots have no class, i’d rather face daria
stimpy:
we are so popular, scoring hits on the tiny toons
both:
we’ve beaten beavis and b+tthead, now they’re through!

beavis:
you aren’t that popular, and you sure as h+ll never scored
and stimpy, you disgrace, go back to watching muddy mudskipper
b+tthead:
ren, you don’t even look like a dog, you look more like dirt
stimpy, you’re as fat and lonely as that asswipe stuart
beavis:
your show is more freaky than me taking that peyote plant
if you try to beat us in this battle, you’ll realize that you can’t
b+tthead:
so why don’t you both calm down and shove some tp up your bungholes
cornholio:
you two can’t even compare to the great cornholio!
who won?
who’s next?
you decide!
epic rap battles of cartoons!

- epic rap battles of cartoons lyrics

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