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epic rap battles of cartoons - jack krak vs danny vasquez lyrics

[intro]
epic rap battles of cartoons!
jack krak!
vs!
danny!
begin!

[verse 1: danny]
up yours! i’m the best and bravest warrior
not only can i play banjo on feet, but i can make gore
you finish them all? well, guess what? no luck
you may be a superf+cker but you’re still getting f+cked!
i wonder how much wonder kyle is a f+cking fart sparkle
just give up right here, that would be a miracle
after this, i’ll make princess sunshine taste my rain
you ain’t super, but i’m brave, get ready to feel pain

[verse 2: jack]
oh f+ck sh+t b+tch! taste my jack asskrak!
when you were a fat kid, all you did was yak
i’m so f+cking bored rapping against a f+g
i just wanna do drugs now, instead of rapping against a bag
i will k!ll you with my elbow because it is the mothеrf+cker
i’m the superf+ckеr, and you, you’re the supersucker
your voice sounds like a g+y guy on the stereo
you crying is my jam, somebody should put this on the radio!
[verse 3: chris]
look at this, we have a f+cking dramabug here
how about you take your drugs, and shove it up your ear
jack krak, ha! more like f+g krak
i will stab you with a f+cking stick powered by gas
at the end of this battle, all you will say is “wowzers!”
your life is a f+cking fail like the browser
yes, i know i might not get beth but guess what?
you won’t get princess sunshine to make out with grotessa

[verse 4: ultra richard]
i can see you won’t win this battle from my x+ray
i don’t need a peach seed to see through anything
first of all, i can see a g+y relationship with you two
and second, i can party with s+xy ladies with no luck for you
i’m the burger brother, you’re just sp+ce assh0l+s
both of your deaths is the greatest story ever told
you two are the bravest warriors? no! you’re the bravest suckers
now step back because we are the superf+ckers!

[outro]
who won?
who’s next?
you decide!
epic rap battles of cartoons!

- epic rap battles of cartoons lyrics

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