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epic rap battles of creepypasta - candle cove vs happy appy lyrics

[verse 1: candle cove :
let’s scream !
gonna have this fruit let out some steam
we’re gonna make this apple have candle cove in his dreams !
i am the skin taker, most demonic pirate ever
i’m gonna knock your noggin, and then you’ll be severed !
of course we’re not losing to a f+cking piece of fruit !
you call yourself scary ? you’re just a stupid show for nick jr. !
we may be puppets, but we’re the one pulling on the strings
we’re gonna make you walk the plank, stand there, it might sting !
[verse 2: happy appy ]
after you’re watching a dubbed blue’s clues, my show comes on next
i was buried ’cause i was a k!ller, but then i was reborn on the internet
you can’t get past this happy apple, you’ll disappear just for show
i’ll blow you out like a candle, that’s why your name is candle cove
i have blue realistic eyes, i can see when you’ll finally end
your show is just thoughts inside of insane kids’ heads!
you better go to school, because class is dismissed !
when you take the souls of pirate puppets, that’s natural children

[verse 3: candle cove ]
you’re blushing red there, and it’s not because you’re an apple
there’s no way in h+ll a piece of fruit could win this rap battle !
we will rip out your realistic eyes, and then cut that little stick !
think you will harm us ? it took you ages to murder little kids !
they call me skin taker because i’ll skin your whole family !
i’m a pirate, but not trustworthy, i’m really thirsty
you said 9/11 was natural ! ha ! what a joke !
remember not to mess with your master candle cove !

[verse 4: happy appy ]
candle cove ? why don’t you stick a handle up your rear ?
you may not notice it yet, but i’m your biggest fear !
you are an abomination creation
that is a waste but… how can i complain ? your show is just pure imagination !
you don’t like me now that i’m insane, i’ll cut through your a+hole !
once i k!ll you all, you’ll be going to heaven as dumb angels !
when i’m done with you, your body will match the eyes of forenzik
you two just got slaughtered by an apple on a stick !

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