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epic rap battles of creepypasta - cc music factory vs captain crunch lyrics

[intro]
epic rap battles of creepypasta
cc music factory
versus
captain crunch
begin

[verse 1: robert clivillés and david cole]
yo, what’s with your face? you´re literally a clown
you’re always crying alone, its like you have f+cking downs
that’s so, cause cole’s about to crunch on you
there´s nothing you can do because you will turn blue
incredible sk!lls, you look like a f+cking toilet
sorry! shut it because i’m f+cking done!
those black and blue disses were very old
uh… actually they might have been white and gold

[verse 2: captain crunch]
i’m a captain better than captain jack sparrow
i’ll take you to your doom, call me jon romero
i have many kids eating my cereal, it’s a dam shame
that n0body in the word knows who cc is, you don’t have fame
gеt down on your knees and l!ck my crunch berries
your rhymes arе so bad, that it’s scary
you will need a cereal number to beat me, b+words
i will hit you whit these rock poc then eat your t+rds
[verse 3: robert clivillés and david cole]
wow, you’re so fat that you ate a burger once
when you go to school, you wear a hat that reads dunce
i will beat you up, david is raving
you smelly old f+cking craven yeah yeah uh…
for a cereal, you cereal p++ped mascot of sh+t
come over here and suck my nipple
so cry snitch, cause you clearly don’t know how to rap
i go f+cking exe, you go f+cking ex cr+p

[verse 4: captain crunch and mr. mix]
this is cerealous business, you look like my toe
by the way, i am god you hoe
i might be a captain, but at least i got a date
i am the greatest of them all, call me alexander the great
i would drink kool aid, but david cole would die from it
so sit down kids, shh, i’m mr. mix
i don’t think that you are relevant anymore, so go with the filler
so prepare to get k!lled by the cereal k!ller

[outro]
how 0ne
how’s n3xxxt
yu dec1d
epic
rap battles of
creepypastaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

- epic rap battles of creepypasta lyrics

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