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epic rap battles of extreme - diego vs bear grylls lyrics

[intro]
epic rap battles of extreme!
diego
vs!
bear grylls
begin!

[verse 1: diego]
hola mr. grylls, it’s about time we finally meet
in the battle of the 2 greatest survivors in history
my show gets kids excited, while your’s just gets them bored
how could your stupid show ever win an award?!
stop climbing all those stupid mountains, you’re gonna get dirty!
i’ll catch you like a hawk, then cleanly flip you the birdie
i may be fake, but i can still kick your ass
you’re just a little b+tch with no amount of sass!

[verse 2: bear grylls]
are you for real? oh i’m sorry, i know you’re not real
you’re just a h0m+ explorer, but me? i’m a big deal!
my raps got bite, a little boy wants to fight?
i doubt you understand wind power to fly a kite
i’m a natural born survivor, you’rе just a fake
why am i even battling you? you’rе just a kid for god’s sake!
you’re getting old kid, just pack your bags and go home
if you get lost in the woods, it’s the same cause you’re forever alone
[verse 3: diego]
this is coming from a man who drinks his own p+ss!
i could win this battle, yet, i don’t even need to make a diss
you’re going under the hills, i get more thrills
the only person i wouldn’t look up to is the bear grylls
i googled you online, and i came up with a wannabe of dora
i pressed “i’m feeling lucky” and it came up with urolagnia!
i’m gonna go, go, go kick your ass with my shoes
i didn’t even need to try to know you lose!

[verse 4: bear grylls]
i can’t believe i’m going against a dora rip+off
now, you’re probably 6, so i won’t go too rough
this is the wild! this place ain’t meant for kids like you
so why don’t you take your g+y animals and eat this bear poo!
p+ss isn’t going to k!ll me, it just makes me stronger
you’re a little baby that hangs around with a h0m+ jaguar
n0body will fall for you, you scrawny little queer
so, go diego go and get the f+ck out of here!

[outro]
who won?
who’s next?
you decide!
e+pic rap ba+ttles of extreme!

- epic rap battles of extreme lyrics

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