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epic rap battles of extreme - papa john vs buddy valastro lyrics

[intro]
epic rap battles of extreme!
papa john
vs!
buddy valastro
begin!

[verse 1: papa john]
hey there little buddy! here, have some pizza
my flavorful flow will be my recipe to beat ya
been in this game since ’84, don’t even try to diss this
don’t bother rapping, just grab a ladle and get back in the kitchen
i’m serving up joy, while you’re just serving up diabetes
with all the cakes you make, you’re just causing more obesity
well it’s finally time to shut you down, this battle is done
just call me mario, b+tch, cause i’m+a number one!

[verse 2: buddy valastro]
the cake boss has enterеd, baking cakes you wouldn’t believе
i ran you out of business, so it’s best if you just leave!
after this battle we’ll see who’s the “next great baker”
but i think it’s obvious to see you’re the next great faker
you’re famous cause of your pizza? my cake got me my own show!
so don’t think winning will be easy once you hear my lyrical flow
you’re just a look+a+like of me trying so hard to be me
i’ll burn you so bad with some raps from my recipes
[verse 3: papa john]
oh god, i can’t believe he’s here; mamma mia!
how about we just drop our weapons and step into the arena?
now i know that everyone says that you’re a famous celebrity
but because of my food i’m like a huge part of history
i’ll be tossing my raps at you, just like my pizza dough
i’m a baking emcee, you’re like the new version of wario!
you’ll never be my buddy, b+tch, you’ve just been beat
now it’s time to celebrate my victory with pizza and your defeat

[verse 4: buddy valastro]
i may be italian, but that doesn’t mean pizza’s all i have to try
it only took you 20 years for your whole entire company to die
i’m the 4th generation of the family business
my cakes are great, your so called “pizza” tastes like sh+t!
i get more babes than you, even ellen thinks i’m hot
and your food is so bad that it’s the worst they ever got
why don’t you quit rapping and just get a better job?
cause i kicked you ass in this battle like a cake boss!

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you decide!
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