epic rap battles of food - burger vs fries lyrics
[verse 1: fries]
burger… sucks
me
so many people eat me
burger? more like poo ber
ha ha ha ha ha ha
everyone who eats burger is fat like this funny fat man
[verse 2: burger]
do you think that you are better than me?
my name is burger and i am better than everyone
i am a meaty little boy, and you are just a chode
i am a full meal, and you are only a side
that makes you cringe!
[verse 3: fries]
as gandhi once said
exercise? i thought you said “extra fries”
people always ask “would you like somе fries with that?”
but never “would you likе a burger with that?”
you are also very high in calories
people get heart attacks when they eat you
[bridge: cheese]
hey, i’m+a cheese, and drink is stupid!
aaaaahhhh!
[verse 4: burger]
do you have lettuce? i don’t think so
i have lettuce and tomato, so i am almost a salad
you only have potatoes
only irish people eat potatoes, like jacksepticeye
i do not like him, he calls me a laddy
i like markiplier better
and i… am… better… than you!
ooooooh!
[verse 5: fries & burger]
i won!
no, i won
grrrrrrrrrrr!
[outro: bongo]
who won, who’s next, you decide
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