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epic rap battles of history - artists vs tmnt lyrics

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[leonardo da vinci]
cowabunga, dude, so let’s get it on
reptiles against the fathers of the renaissance
we got the cl-ssical technique
to kick these three-toed freaks back under the street
i take a turtle and i turn him into mincemeat
you don’t really wanna step to da vinci
i love the ladies, i like to keep it mellow
so let me p-ss the mic to my man, donatello.

[donatello di niccolò]
hard sh-ll, but you’re gross in the middle
wouldn’t wanna touch you with a six-foot chisel
born in goop, raised in p–p
i slice through a group of ninjas like fruit – oops!

[raphael sanzio da urbino]
yo, raphael, and i came to flow
deemed dope by the pope and i boned til i croaked
i’m an emcee shredder but i get the feeling
i should p-ss it up to my man on the ceiling!

[michelangelo buonarroti]
oh, michelangelo, and i’m a giant!
i made david, but i’ll slay you like goliath!
i’m a rap god, and you can’t quite touch me!
this battle’s your last judgement, trust me!

[donatello di niccolò & leonardo da vinci]
we drop science!

[raphael sanzio da urbino & michelangelo buonarroti]
we got the mathematics!

[artists]
the architects of rebirth are rap addicts!
you beat the foot, but it won’t go well
when you catch an italian boot to the half sh-ll!

[tmnt]
the wisdom of our master (splinter!)
taught us not to rush to violence (splinter!)
but our master (master splinter!)

[michelangelo (turtle)]
ain’t here, dudes! (hee-yah!)!

[leonardo (turtle)]
i don’t think you wanna mess with my katana blade!
get back in your floppy helicopter, fly away!

[michelangelo (turtle)]
i can bebop and steadyrock a mic, sucka!
i’m a pristine sistine nun chucka!

[raphael (turtle)]
oh hi, i’m a cool but rude guy
put you back in school with the tip of my two sai

[donatello (turtle)]
uh, dona-tell me who you are again dude
cause i don’t gattamelata clue what you do

[donatello di niccolò]
that’s because you mutants are too immature

[leonardo da vinci]
you wouldn’t know g*nius if it p-ssed in your sewer

[artists]
we got the talent, and the mind, and the rhymes so sweet
we’re like your nes game, because we can’t be beat!

[tmnt]
go ahead and hate cause we’ll just skate on by
you guys draw more d-cks than new york pride
we’re the tmnt, drop kicking italy (go, go, go, go, go)
chowing on your tower made of pizza, save a slice for me!

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