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epic rap battles of history - billy mays vs ben franklin lyrics

epic rap battles of history!
ben franklin!
vs!
billy mays!
begin!

[benjamin franklin]
i’m big ben franklin and this shan’t be pretty
let me instruct you how we battle in the city of philly
you couldn’t sell rick james a bag of crack, you’re out of practice
my victory more certain than death or taxes
fact is you’re a hack, wack qvc joke
you peddle soap that cleans bird sh-t from my windows
i’ll craft a lyrical coffin and then spit the nails in
call me arthur miller son, cause it’s death of a salesman

[billy mays]
hi billy mays here with a special tv offer
watch me crush this bald fat foppish founding father
i’ll take my awesome auger and sow your quaker oats
i’ll shoot your rhymes down like a regiment of red coats
i’m lord of the pitch and leader in home sales
you’re just a lumpy pumpkin who invented the mail
benny’s got kite’n key but you’re in for a shock
when i strike you with bolts from my lightning rod c-ck

[benjamin franklin]
stop i protest these intolerable raps
it takes just one easy payment for me to whoop your -ss
cause i’m mint i’m money i’m an educated gentleman
so join or die bill cause it’s all about the benjamin

[billy mays]
but wait there’s more!

[announcer]
is there anyone out there who can finish this battle?
anyone…?
anyone…?

[vince offer: the shamwow guy]
i can
you following me camera guy? cause it’s about to get furious
you’re gonna love my nuts until you’re bi-focal-curious
your boy george chopped down trees; you couldn’t break a piece of balsa
slap chop your face, make a double chin salsa
your style’s so broke they call you poor richard
it’s bad enough i got to see you every time i tip a stripper
vince against a founding father is just too bad
cause after this america is gonna lose a dad

who won?
who’s next?
you decide!

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- epic rap battles of history lyrics

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