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epic rap battles of history - bruce lee vs clint eastwood lyrics

epic rap battles of history!
clint eastwood! vs bruce lee!
begin!

[verse 1: bruce lee:]
i’ve got the baddest fists of fury that the world ever saw
defeat whole karate schools and motherf-ckers with claws
how can you talk more sh-t, with my fist in yo jaw?
don’t need words to serve ya, i’mma just say waaat-awww!
your movies, they bore us, they’re slow as a tortoise
i’m the king of nunchucks, i f-cked up chuck norris
i invented jeet kune do, so taste my slipper shoe
here’s my two-finger push up, kung f u!

[verse 2: clint eastwood]
you scream like a girl and got moves like jagger
but i’ll rip through your -ss faster than a pupu platter
you’re in the gym too much ringo, perfecting kicks
you should spend more time matching your voice up to your lips
you don’t belong in a fight, you belong in a sweatshop
so go ahead, make my ipod
those little dances you do don’t threaten me, bruce
f-ck you dude, i even squint better than you

[verse 3: bruce lee:]
i beat the good and the bad, you must be the ugly
i would mess up yo face, but your mama did it for me
go tug your pistol for a fistful of yo million dollar babies
you were cool in the 80’s, maybe, but now you’re just crazy
a man who argues with people who aren’t even there
is more fit to rap against this f-cking chair!

[verse 4: clint eastwood]
do ya feel lucky, punk? that’s what i’m askin’
you can’t be too tough, you got k!lled by an aspirin
and your one-inch punch? same size as your p-ck-r
leave the rappin’ to me, stick to chinese checkers
i’d beat you in round two but that’d be unbelievable
no one in your family ever lives to see a sequel

who won? who’s next? you decide!
epic rap battles of history!

- epic rap battles of history lyrics

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