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epic rap battles of history - darth vader vs adolf hitler 3 lyrics

adolf hitler:
vader… this is your last chance… battle me… or die…

epic rap battles of history!
darth vader!
versus!
adolf hitler!
begin!

[adolf hitler]
screw you, you big black c-nt!
i’ll kick your b-lls and your face! a war on two fronts!
the führer will crush the dark side! like a rap apartheid!
i put the germ in the germany! i’m sick on this mic!
i beat you twice, you sellout, now you bow down to mickey mouse
you call yourself a dark lord? you couldn’t even conquer sp-ce mountain!
you’re just a sad asthmatic robot freak who needs some loving
well i baked you something, here, pop into my oven!

[darth vader]
let me paint you a picture, son
potrait of a b-tch after world war one
you were stirring up the fears of the german people
telling the world that the jews are evil
you wrote a little book, got’em fired up
had a beer hall putsch, got’em fired up
when your bunker started getting fired up
you put a gun in your mouth and fired up!
you dumb motherf-cker, didn’t napoleon let you know?
when you conquer russia, better pack some f-cking winter clothes!
while you’re fighting off valkyrie
i got a million clones, they die for me
my bounty hunters ride for me
yo homeboy, finish this rhyme for me!

[boba fett]
they call me boba fett, you wanna mess with me?
i’ll put my b-lls in your mouth like boba tea
i got a jetpack, yo, you know i steal the show!
cause when i rock the microphone i-

[adolf hitler]
oh, sieg h-ll no!
you’re not going to cheat me, mister sungl-sses all the time!
i’ll take you and your new boyfriend goofy and all your spermy soldier guys!
and throw you in a b-tthole in the sand!
i am adolf!… hitler…

who won?
who’s next?
you decide!
eeeeeepic rap! battles! of history!

- epic rap battles of history lyrics

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