epic rap battles of history - doc brown vs doctor who lyrics
rap battles of history!
doc brown!
vs!
doctor who!
begin!
[verse 1: the 10th doctor]
actually, if you dont mind it’s just the doctor
dosen’t even really matter who
who am i even talking to? oh yes, you
the wannabe einstein minus the ‘stache
travels through time but with no cl-ss
i’m saving the world while you dilly-dally
you can’t even invent a way out of hill valley
and calm down will you everything is going to be fine
you’re not going to tear any wonky holes
in any fabric of sp-ce and time
actually it’s a lot more like a rug really, nevermind
let’s just say there’s an infinite number of me
simultaneously kicking your -ss with rhyme
[verse 2: doc brown]
great scott you’re great! not
i spit it hot and generate way more power
than one point twenty one gigawatts
i’m not sure what sort of scientific authority you purport to be
but i’m a real doctor where’d you get your degree?
despite all of your companions
you couldn’t be having less s-x
i don’t know what’s lamer your fans or your special effects
you don’t get another turn to debate
time to face your permanent fate
now dalek my b-lls!
[dalek]
exterminate
[the 10th doctor]
i’m going to die
at least, this version of me
perhaps you’d like another
prepare to meet your density
[verse 3: the 4th doctor]
i’m a mystical medical doc at the pinnacle shifting my physical form
you’re a possibly pedophilic individual
who should have never been born
you got your knickers in a twist
while you’re sucking on my piccadilly
but i’m a lot lot different
cause you’re a pitiful hillbilly
hanging with an oedipal kid
who’s a bawk bawk chicken
[marty mcfly]
n0body calls me chicken
[verse 4: doc brown]
this is between us scarfy
don’t try to out-rhyme me
you’ll find i’m as grimy as any slimy time-limey
i’ll use your port-o-potty time machine as my latrine
you’re not a cat with nine lives
you’re a p-ssy with thirteen
who won?
who’s next?
you decide!
epic!
rap battles of history!
doc brown!
vs!
doctor who!
begin!
doctor who:
actually, if you don’t mind, it’s just the doctor
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