epic rap battles of history – gandalf vs dumbledore-11 lyrics
[intro:announcer]
epic rap battles of history!
gandalf
vs
dumbledore
begin!
[verse 1: lloyd ahlquist as gandalf]
you
shall
not
p-ss
i rap fast like shadowfax
tom riddle me this
you b-tch
how’s your little wand
going to beat my staff?
i leave mics in flames
torched by gandalf
touch mine, dumbledore and
scorch your other hand off
you fool
you got snaped
you’re not a real fighter
death makes you die
it just makes my brights brighter
your -ss is like gringotts
everyone makes a deposit
we all know you’ve more than a
boggart in your closet
[verse 2: nicepeter as dumbledore]
the prophecy
forgot to mention this day
when i knocked your -ss back to
gandalf the grey
check your status
they call me headmaster
you’re nothing
nice staff
you compensating for something?
i prefer the company of
wizards and i’m proud of it
you try to win your battles
with two fat hobbits
you think your hairy toed
friends are gonna harm me?
wait’ll they get a taste of
dumbledore’s army
[verse 3: lloyd ahlquist as gandalf]
do not take me for some
conjuror of cheap tricks
i don’t give a fawkes about your
order of phoenix
i’ll tie a new knot in your beard
with your wrinkly b-lls
for i am the one rapper
to rule them all
[verse 4: nicepeter as dumbledore]
your spells are a joke
not funny ones either
mines of moria?
ha
more like mind of mencia
i’ll expecto my patronum
on your face
you little snitch
and when i’m finished
i’mma fly
like it’s quidditch
[outro:announcer]
who won?
who’s next?
you decide!
epic rap battles of history!
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