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epic rap battles of ??? - deadpool vs ezio auditore lyrics

[verse 1: deadpool]
at the kindergartner’s sci+fi i’ll take shots
burn you harder than your finger, that intro’s hot !
i attack like your heart and i’ll speak no prattle :
your christian plot’s more horrible than noah’s battles (ooooh!)
ok, you’re used to getting wealth off of touching b+tts
but being a tryhard jackass just proves you’re nuts !
backstab ya, burn your house, you’ll regret the templars
now, the audience cheers as jose cues the end announcer !

[verse 2: ezio auditore]
wilson, just like your game controls, your mind is tight
i make an x of this man without a thought on the fight
then close your devoid eyes as i switch off your rеnaissance
requiescat in pacе, i played third wheel in your romance !
no codex knowledge gathered from this arlequin’s poetry
landed the world’s first bullseye, best call me your daddy
my apple bombs couldn’t control your absent mind
let’s imitate your comics and finish ya: my interest declined…

[verse 3: deadpool]
c’mon, slowpoke, step it up ! cause from what i can see
took ya forty years to match altair’s journey !
bombs in the middle east ? that topic’s a bit edgy
so we forget chef boyardee and talk a wee bit about me !
that s+x machine da vinci couldn’t dare to conceive
deadlier terminator than wolvie so better believe
that you’re gonna dance, you orphan bore !
as every me says : you’re not relevant anymore !
so i’ll boot this pasta program and puzzle it like 16
then get it removed and rightfully place it in hospice !
so nicely chiseled, you could swear it’s mat4yo
this session was the auditore animals’ execution 2.0 !
[verse 4: ezio auditore]
code red, everyone ! ninja spidey lost it
but venice, vidi, vici, i too am punny !
desmond, wherever you are, you can hear me rhyme
watch as this schooling remains in memories across all time !
we stryke like jupiter’s bolts, raise your s.h.i.e.l.d !
if you dare step to whom armies of juggernauts kneeled !
we’ll deadpool this sh+tty memey super hero parody
burn what’s left ! you’re tracked, better start hiding !
i was the rooftop rapper, now i can affirm
i merely went against weapon x’s reject worm
marvel on your defeat ? let this in your mind stream in
this bird just sh+t on you ! worse than x+men origins !

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