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epic rap battles of misery - petey vs. thanos - epic rap battles of misery lyrics

[intro]

[verse 1: petey, booger breath]

i’m the evilest cat. i came here to rap
you have millions in debt, but i know where it’s at
up my ass like a tentacle, call it “squid games.”
your f+cking drug problem got you canceled, what a shame
i have best+selling books. i sell children my b+lls
and give the name back to marvel, like mf doom you+ augh!!
i may get no b+tches, but you’re a childless cat lady
i’m not the only orange man who could perform a 180°

[verse 2: thanos]

you ain’t got bars on me, ’cause i’m a legend, thanos
i’d call you a beauty flower, but man look at that nose
your mom doesn’t lovе you and your dad f+cking left
couldn’t find a b+tch, so you jerked off and f+cking wеpt
your father had game, no one else could’ve topped her
but call me shane dawson, ’cause i f+cked and f+cking topped her
you can’t beat me petey, ’cause i’m the box office topper, got my name on this win like it’s the+ augh!!

[bridge: petey, logan paul]
who are you?
someone you’ll never ever be
[verse 3: logan paul]
petey, you’re a mess. but i can’t call you evil
make millions scamming kids, and i’m working on the sequel+

[verse 4: coffeezilla]
you guys suck

[outro: bojack horseman]
sorry i’m late. what’s this recording about?
was busy a couple rooms over, y’know, horsin’ around!

- epic rap battles of misery lyrics

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