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epic rap battles of sigma - alastor vs. vox (ft. niffty, velvette & adam) lyrics

[intro]
epic rap battles of sigma!!

ultimate!!!!

alastor vs. vox vs. niffty vs. velvette vs. adam

begin!!

[verse 1: vox]
h+llo! i am vox, your suit kinda sucks
it looks pretty yummy to put it in my tummy
alastor? more like fat t+rd! why don’t you just shut up!
alastor, eats a calender, and then smacks himself in the b+tt
but, isn’t her name niffty? i bet you hate taylor swifty
i don’t wanna hear anything about your cane, you will feel so much pain
shock, lock, croc, frog, crocodile!
ever heard of a computer file? you’ll get covered in a technology pile

[verse 2: alastor]
boo get off the stage, screw you! vox is dumb and he eats fat poo
look at me, i’m really tall! call yourself vox but you got no b+lls
alastor has a message to say. dummy you are not okay!
ever hеard of a stupid? that is you, dum dum dum!

[verse 3: vox & alastor]
vox has something to say! (go ahead, i don’t got all day!)
do you smell likе up+dog? (no, what’s up+dog?) not much, what’s up with you?
[verse 4: niffty]
my name is niffty, you hate taylor swifty!
look at my golden chain, you are lame!

[verse 5: vox]
what? like alastor? just like him are you a fat t+rd?
please! go take a pee! you have ptsd
i don’t need to battle, dance dance dance rattle
i will finish you off! broth!

[verse 6: niffty]
dummy! i hate you! you’re the reason husk drinks booze!
all of the people that see me! i tell them you gotta go pee!
listen, i’m glistenin, taking a p+ssenin’, peein, kickin things, hittin things
i don’t mess around, i go around town, you make me frown, you’ll get drowned
so.. shut up

[verse 7: vox]
dummy alastor is back!? no, i’ll flatten your tires on your bike rack!
i said it! your belly big! i hit you with a twig!
you kinda look like my b+tt

[verse 8: alastor & niffty]
w+ wait, i+ is that?

velvette what are you doing here!?
[verse 9: velvette, vox & alastor]
h+llo, besties! it is indeed velvette!
i’ll hit alastor and niff with a helmet

what in the world? h+llo there!

hey vox & velvette! i’ll rip out your hair!

[verse 10: velvette & alastor]
alastor, you did not just murder vox!
since you did that, you and niffty kinda sucks!

velvette you wanna battle me here right now?
oh yeah i’m ready, bow chicka wow wow!

hah! if you think you’re so good, i will kick your b+tt!
i should, i would, i could kick your b+tt!

no one even knows what you velvette are trying to say!
why don’t you take a very boring survey!

[verse 11: velvette]
i take surveys all the time, trust me
however you and niffty are awful, they disgust me!

[verse 12: niffty]
if you say that again, we might have a problem
i will slap you all the way to harlem
[verse 13: alastor]
velvettes stomach ain’t fat, it looks like a cat!
i got the flow to go ahead and use a baseball bat
if you think your gonna come and k!ll me then you must be insane
i never take a p++p or pee i do it all in my brain

[verse 14: velvette]
so your brain is only filled with trash!
i guess that explains that you have a rash!

want a debate? duck duck goose!
wanna see how you get ran over by a moose?

i’m making the vees great again! we’ll all be eating popsicles!
your outfit tells me that you are not tropicals
this battle is clearly rigged, the vees go from rags to riches
for the past 7 years, you and niffty are son of a+

[verse 15: adam]
shut up! everyone is ticking me off!
i heard your raps and my sanity was lost!
i’ve heard more arguments and discussions in my ears!
you guys have been annoying me for the past million years
i’m so sick and tired of the headache in my brain
i try to take it out but all i feel is pain
alastor, learn your lesson that you’re not rad!
use the bathroom and don’t come back until the water turns black!
velvette your hands are small!
how in the world will you reach a phone to call?
you can’t look your way to a store or a mall!
all that’s said is said and all that is done!

[outro: adam]
i hate you, you, and you too!
adam number one!!!!

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