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epic rap battles of sigma - slim shady vs. puff puff humbert (round 3) lyrics

epic rap battles of sigma season 3

slim shady vs. puff puff (round 3)

begin!!!

[verse 1: puff puff]
this battle will leave you unalived, like that guy, you know, stan?
i mean, you should be in jail cause you k!lled your number one fan!
yo eminem, remember bout your sad backstory, guy?
e.m.i.n.e.m. stands for, every mom is nice except mine
can’t spell your own name, that’s why your e is backwards
and my popularity is better than your brain, you fat t+rd!
do you remember that time you got beat up, & then sued?
i think santa hates poor kids, just like you!
you get hurt alot by your papa, that’s what your songs are about
you should try to make something original other than anger and pout
you’s in the friendzonе! you sing alot like a girl!
i’m just a friend, and i’ll take ovеr the world!
say “i’m not afraid” one more time, i know your wrong!
it was 99 cents and still n0body bought your songs
when it comes to my love to your music, it’s complicated
boom headshot, hahaha, know what i’m saying?

[verse 2: slim shady]
ladies and gentlemen, introducing marshall mathers
the greatest rapper of all time, unlike this fat loser!
puff, i bet you ain’t in love with a real girl!
definitely not verified, you’s in the friendzone world!
i’m not afraid to make you mad, bring you h+ll till i collapse
i’ve made myself a great life despite my painful past
you’re a white boy that’s wasted in a robot bar fight!
you’re just an alien, you gotta fight for your right!
you live in a trailer van? man your rhymes are wack!
i’m the most greatest rapper, and i ain’t even black!
you stole my song name love the way you lie!
your girlfriend tig? jupiter, you’re on my mind!
i grew up in the streets, and i spit a verbal flood
i’ll leave you like kim, and cover your clothes in blood!
don’t uno reverse, you ain’t part of rich people!
now you’re just somebody that i used to know
[verse 3: puff puff]
grrrrrrrrrr i’m getting nerd rage!!!!!!
i need to cool of with the simpson’s road rage!
i’ll steal your grandpa style, & walk away smiling!
now when i’m gone, i don’t wanna see you crying
how goofy can you be? you ain’t real! it’s the death of you!
that ain’t all of it, round 4 in season 4? i’ll mess with you!!
show me the “proof” that you even had a friend
just like your d12 group, they need to come to an end

[verse 4: slim shady]
won’t the real slim shady please stand up?
i just wanna tell puff to shut the heck up!!
we like them girls with high voltage fire!
leave you lookin’ like this project is retired
you’re cinderella man dressin’ up in your jacket!
you base all of your songs on a stupid fat kid!
you’re just a villain in this club drinkin some bottles of beer!
fight to win? more like, stand here to loose, cheer!
my name slim shady, don’t forget it, you scary gore!
because you rapping over and over is becoming a chore
no wonder disney banned you from making songs anymore
i hope you’d listen after hearing booty store
i’m the rap battle king! haven’t you seen 8+mile? sheesh!!!
i think you p++ped your pants, and don’t for get your yellow pee leaks!
the stereotypes song? too inappropriate, dude!
it would be more racist if you make stereotypes song part 2!
[outro]
who won?
who’s next?
i decide!!!!
epic rap battles of sigma!!!!!!!

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