epicrapbattles10 – justin bieber vs santa claus lyrics
[verse 1: justin bieber]
i’m a popstar, you’re a made+up figure
and i bet my d+ck is 20 times bigger
i sing in front of crowds that always cheer
you only come around once every year!
i bet you don’t even have a mother
and with that beard you’re the white version of osama’s brother!
and every single wish on your christmas list
is a wish for a justin bieber kiss
[verse 2: santa claus]
your time is up, i hope that you had fun
how is your d+ck bigger when you don’t even have one?
i’ve heard many stories, but this one is new to me
for christmas, you wished you would finally hit pubеrty!
stupid little boy, no matter what you say
you will always be onе hundred percent g+y
i have millions of little boys and girls as friends
but i’m never gonna deliver to your house again!
[verse 3: justin bieber]
santa claus, i just thought you should know
you will never in your life get a hoe, hoe, hoe!
i don’t even want to see mrs. claus
she’s probably uglier than the shark from jaws!
everybody already knows that you’re fake
and when you get up to walk, you cause an earthquake
people get lost inside your jelly roll
and you want your elves to suck on your dirty south pole!
[verse 4: santa claus]
santa claus is here to end this sh+t!
when you have your period, you need a first aid kit!
in school dodgeball, you probably get pegged
and i saw that video at your concert when you got egged!
n0body wants to hear your high+pitched voice
they would rather die if they had a choice
i’m saying this for a very good cause
think twice, before you f+ck with santa claus!
[interlude: announcer]
wait a minute, what is justin bieber doing? he’s gone into his studio, tuned autotune up and… oh no… cover your ears!
[verse 5: justin bieber]
the fans love me, so i’ll add another verse
if you’re such a role model, then why did you just curse?
is that a sack, or is that your purse?
the more i go on, your raps get worse!
[verse 6: santa claus]
that’s right, santa has autotune too
i have a much bigger and badder crew
the ladies love me more than you
how many rappers have beat me?
very few
very few
very few
very few
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