epicrapbattles10 - willy wonka vs ronald mcdonald 2 lyrics
[verse 1: w+lly wonka]
w+lly wonka’s here coming in for part dos!
and just like the first battle this won’t even be close!
i have a whole factory, you just have a tiny building
i’m the whole thanksgiving meal, you’re just a platter of filling!
you hear me rapping son? i think it’s time you quit!
our chocolate is astonishing…
your food is pure sh+t!
i wouldn’t even eat it if it was the last thing on earth
you put so much fat in people, it looks like they’re giving birth!
[verse 2: ronald mcdonald]
you ready double w? yes you know it’s me
someone’s a little cranky, because some people arе trying to steal your recipe
why would somеone want to steal that? your chocolate is toxic waste
and when i try to eat it, that sh+t melts all over my face!
you closed your factory? now we’re all in heaven
come on through our drive thru, we’re open 24/7!
i got the whole crowd in a field of laughter
the “m” on my chest stands for what your girl calls me, master
[verse 3: w+lly wonka]
my factory is open you silly little pig!
you look like a pedophile wearing that jumpsuit and horrid red wig!
in this battle, you’ve already been destroyed
i give kids my whole factory, you just give them useless toys
children love me better, i have edible sand
i have a chocolate waterfall, you just offer a playland!
so shut your red lips, quit acting so silly
i make it rain rhymes, so you can call me a wet w+lly!
[verse 4: ronald mcdonald]
i’ve had enough of you wonka! time to close you out!
i would eat a spider before i let your horrible food into my mouth!
let’s see who wins this battle, our meat comes fresh from cattle
does baby w+lly need his rattle? looks like you’re swimming without a paddle!
eating your chocolate is an honest mistake
you feel that w+lly? my rhymes make the ground shake!
mickey d is done, time to close the fence
would you like some fresh coffee? it’s only 99 cents!
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