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eric detzel - smooth brains lyrics

smooth brains lyrics
[intro]
smooth brains
smooth brains

[verse 1]
these q dudes got me more confused than gollum is
say they’re seeing big foot i’m calling ’em stupid hobbitsess
any one with half a brain can be a congressman
destined to run like a baby ladanian tomlinson
the problem is this facebook fodder is bottomless
it’s got the lemmings hopping in with unstoppable confidence
gobbling this like a hungry hungry hippopotamus
till they’re vomiting obama’s a communist and sodomist
now my momma’s embarrassed by kamala harris, ilhan is a terrorist
ivanka and jared at mcdonalds with eric
and donald’s hysteric at ivana’s new marriage
wishin melania would perish
so don can declare another affair and tear america apart online
as long as we keep scrolling then it’ll be all fine
it’s apparent america just exists online
so please just keep on scrolling’ (goodbye!)

[chorus]
this is for the smooth brained people in the world, world
smooth brained people in the world
this is for the smooth brained people in the world, world
smooth brained people in the world
the non+spherical earthers
the conspiracy birthers
q worshippers living in this world
yea the smooth brained people in the world, world
fit the demographic? give this track a whirl
[verse 2]
so what these people love more than a gun?
apparently to see a million people shot by one
next time a congressman sends out his thoughts and prayers
just remember they were paid for by the man upstairs
but who cares? got an ar when i was fifteen
so i could paint the ceiling red like it’s the sistine
like any p+ssed teen whose life isn’t pristine
flips out sticks six clips in his ripped jeans
kids screaming bullets ricochet off brick seen this scene before give it a couple months and we’ll ignore
the grieving for the people no longer breathing or
bleeding all over the cement floor
ask marjorie taylor greene what she sees it for
oh, i’m sorry, this was just a scenic tour?
to lead us toward
another egregious war
please tell me what the h+ll i feel like beavis for
oh, our leaders don’t believe the seas are warming
bout to be hotter than venus yet we’re fiending for
a means for k!lling the youth
kyle ritten’s in this house, and he’s raising the dylan roof, and you’re praising these dudes

[verse 3]
so let’s discuss the insanity of hannity
and anyone who stands for his certain brand of inanity
dammit the calamity is banishing the family, it’s vanishing, our throats are being crammed with that instagram vanity… wait how do i look?
oops i lost track thought that that was the hook
skipped the most important chapter read the back of the book
judge these others by their covers never happened to look
at myself in the mirror (yea)
cause it’s actually clear (yea)
i’m exactly the demographic i’ve been attacking
just a different fashion, it’s sad but sincere (yea)
so i’mma put myself to pasture, grab some matches a trash can
and i’m gonna burn my own ass to ashes
so grab a six pack and sip some beer (yea)
sit back and listen here (yea)
i’m living a privileged life
kids and a wife
gifted an infinite stimulus, given this skin that is white
dividends limit it isn’t in sight
isn’t it nice?
a hypocrite picking a fight
with every idiot differing in his opinion it isn’t right
twisting the knife
what a delight (hey)
cancelling every candidate who had a scandalous blight (hey)
if they put a candle on top of my mantle bring several examples to light (hey)
we’re d+mning the planet but i had a hand in it
giving it cancer but never an answer the plants that i stand for are cannabis, and the ones canning this liver dismantling vice (hey)
i need to stop feeding my steed weed
hop off of my high horse, but i’ll keep swimming in greed
it’s easy to see through who i’m pretending to be
so i guess that means this ones for me
yea i guess that means…
[chorus]
this is for the smooth brained people in the world, world
smooth brained people in the world
this is for the smooth brained people in the world, world
smooth brained people in the world
the cancel culture champions
same song and dancers
hypocritical mannequins
yea the smooth brained people in the world, world
fit the demographic? give this track a whirl

- eric detzel lyrics

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