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eric the audible - michael myers vs. the m&ms lyrics

opening: october 31st, 2022

yellow:
look i know the tradition is to let ’em “trick or trick.”
but i hear the door squeaking’ and the floor creaking’ and it gives me creeps!

red:
listen, if that’s a kid, could you imagine how sad he’d feel?
besides, when’s the last time something bad happened in haddonfield?

michael:
trick or treat

red & yellow: aaaaaaaaah!

michael verse 1
you fill up bags and turn children into crack addicts
i’m more like fill up your casket or take a stab at it
you bring kids diabetes, i bring kids to a brutal doom
i take their nеcks away, and i guess you do that, too
i like the simplеst methods, pierce their flesh until they’re headless
with your assorted collection, i’d like to make a suggestion?
my favorite flavor is a razor and you can guess where i’m shoving it
blend you and your friends up. mm, i’m lovin’ it
with just a hand i could manage to break your sh+lls for the h+ll of it
when i vanish, unlike your branding i still remain relevant
the shape that haunts streets and creeps in the darkness
i’m not heartless, i’m worse. evil incarnate
m&ms verse 1
please don’t eat us! we taste awful!
we aren’t really candy. pause
nevermind. i thought it was someone scary like santa claus
what are you 86? and you still prey on chicks who babysit?
jesus, man. get a hobby. take a hint!
we’re chocolate! you’re vanilla! got a whole career that’s been filler!
movies so manufactured, they call you a serial k!ller!
yeah, we’ve seen you since the previews, you’re used to being crushed!
and spoilers, kids! halloween ends with a bust!

red: ha ha! sucker!

micheal: boo

red: oh sh+t, he’s back!

michael verse 2
evil cannot die, not even on a track
so there’s no way you can leave michael
rip you apart like you’re carmel with no chance of a revival

m&ms verse 2
you wanna piece of me? ‘cuz you just peeled off the (w)rappin’
and your pants will turn yellow when you see the peanuts i’m packin’
cold like the ice cream we’re packed in. fast like the nascar our ad’s in
while you stay anonymous. that’s what the point of the mask is!
laurie strode
f+ck you!
don’t f+ck with laurie strode. i’m done with the treating and tricks
crawl back in the sewers or not. either way you’re eating some sh+t
steak knifes through each of your wrists, won’t sleep ‘til you cease to exist
you’ve crossed me so i’ll crucify this creature of sin
not your perfect victim anymore went through mourning
trained through every morning. i don’t give trigger warnings
two forces that are warring but only one can last
this time, when i light the fires, no one will save your ass

- eric the audible lyrics

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