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eric veta - rollin' nat 20's (feat. yahzick) lyrics

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(yo, what up?
it’s eric veta. and yahzick
let’s go!)

[verse 1]
all my orcs and hobgoblins
got the old gods hobblin’
while the bass is wob+wobblin’
and the artificer’s cobblin’
up a bangin’+ass track
watch me roll for attack
no magic the gathering, i’m on top of the stack

half+elf top shelf, drinkin’ by the flagon
slammin’ that ale, they roll it in by the wagon
roll for charisma, nat 20 when i’m braggin’
i could out+drink a dwarf while i’m fightin’ off a dragon

[chorus]
(i’m rolling nat 20s!)
and i’m running the session
(rolling nat 20s!)
out in every direction
the dm’s in a panic, got ’em goin’ insane
’cause i’m rollin’ nat 20s and i’m runnin’ the game
(i’m rolling nat 20s!)
and i’m running the session
(rolling nat 20s!)
out in every direction
the dm’s in a panic, got ’em goin’ insane
’cause i’m rollin’ nat 20s and i’m runnin’ the game

[verse 2]
look, when i gеt to the table they shuddеr, and yeah, i’m a bit of a nightmare
i don’t fight fair, i’m the reason that the dm developin’ white hair
quite rare, the kind of guy that put the ‘dang’ in dangerous
mad scientist type, i’m liable to endanger us

we get to patrolin’, i get to controllin’
the field of battle i’m on
then i come in, and critical hit
and l!ckety+split, the baddies are gone

and while i’m mad, i’m gonna be maxin’ out my damage roll
quick to cut a mountain troll up into a casserole
yeah, my favourite enemy’s npcs
leavin’ ’em in pieces, then i’m treatin’ them like alfira in bg3
keep them backup pcs, tpks mvp
i’m bringin’ bars for years, you can hear ’em on mp3

i’m the bbeg, my legendary action is
do stuff and wait to see what the party’s reaction is
i’ve been at the top of my game
yahzick up on the top of the sheet
here to run the dungeon like i treat a beet, let’s eat
(i’m rolling nat 20s!)
and i’m running the session
(rolling nat 20s!)
out in every direction
the dm’s in a panic, got ’em goin’ insane
’cause i’m rollin’ nat 20s and i’m runnin’ the game

(i’m rolling nat 20s!)
and i’m running the session
(rolling nat 20s!)
out in every direction
the dm’s in a panic, got ’em goin’ insane
’cause i’m rollin’ nat 20s and i’m runnin’ the game

(i’m rolling nat 20s!)
and i’m running the session
(rolling nat 20s!)
out in every direction
the dm’s in a panic, got ’em goin’ insane
’cause i’m rollin’ nat 20s and i’m runnin’ the game

(i’m rolling nat 20s!)
and i’m running the session
(rolling nat 20s!)
out in every direction
the dm’s in a panic, got ’em goin’ insane
’cause i’m rollin’ nat 20s and i’m runnin’ the game
(i’m rolling nat 20s!)
and i’m running the session
(rolling nat 20s!)
out in every direction
the dm’s in a panic, got ’em goin’ insane
’cause i’m rollin’ nat 20s and i’m runnin’ the game

(aah, that was crazy… nothin’ but nat 20s.)

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