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erickhatesbmc - select payment type lyrics

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[verse 1]
selecting my payment type
while i’m mid flight
i’m higher than a kite
flying first class, gonna take a bite
(this food is ass)
gonna buy a sprite
but cash is tight

the time is right
the lights are bright
i’m feeling extra polite
downloading these terabytes
f+ck, i forgot to select my payment type
outta cash, gotta use my credit card
really caught me off guard
buying a tub of lard
got called a r+t+rd

while i was on the yard
granny hit me up, gotta send a postcard
got in trouble with the coastguard
feeling kinda jarred
my yard is looking h+lla charred
got a saint bernard
put it all on my credit card

[instrumental break]

got kicked in the nard
in my backyard
driving on the boulevard
going to a scr+pyard
getting a sh+tbox car
sh+t looks bizarre
came with a jar
now i got a new scar
and i’m smoking a cigar
they call me a star
cause i go far
putting my hand in the cookie jar
decided to work at the bar
feeling like a superstar
breaking in your house using this crowbar

might f+ck around and steal your electric guitar
or maybe your sp+cebar
and drive off in your car
accidentally hit a reservoir

[verse 2]

that sh+t cost a fortune to fix
put it all on my credit card

now i’m feeling up to par
eating a big ass chocolate bar
and sh+tting in a mason jar
(two girls one cup)

looked up at the sky, sh+t thats a red dwarf star
gonna move to the capital of qatar
hit the president with a metal bar
might have to perform cpr

dj b+ttp+ss owns a steel bar
he drives a very fancy car
his dogs a p+rn star
he can be seen from afar
watching aladdin, shout out jafar
he refilling his cum jar
pouring tons of tar
in his new scottland yard
he insta selling to the bazaar
(f+ck sell offers)

[outro]
pirated winrar
left my car door ajar
call that sh+t subpar
i’m a man named dharr
(man)
maties yarrrr
my d+ck is charred
this goes hard

- erickhatesbmc lyrics

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