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erickhatesbmc - the second album scandal lyrics

[intro]
dj b+ttp+ss is back with new tracks
we got a whole new scandal
pulling in fat stacks
my dad hits me with sandals
[verse 1]
my sister has nice racks
might go to yankee candle
my old one has lots of cracks
need a new door handle
old one got hit by an axe
they call me a vandal
blowing out all these hoes backs
and breaking all these candles
i like dipping my fingers in wax
i fly first class in a boeing 737 max
assaulted one of the flight attendants, call that a manhandle
i’ve got a international candle
and i’m dropping many handles
k!lled a homeless guy named fitzgerald
i used a shotgun, it was double+barreled
jesus’ middle name was harold
celebrating fourth of july with a roman candle
but that’s just the second album scandal
dj b+ttp+ss is back with new tracks
we got a whole new scandal
pulling in fat stacks
my dad hits me with sandals
k!lled a homeless guy named fitzgerald
i used a shotgun, it was double+barreled
jesus’ middle name was harold
celebrating fourth of july with a roman candle
but that’s just the second album scandal
[verse 2]
i busted a nut in my television
call that sh+t a cum collision
replaced all the mayonnaise with cum, too bad i got a nut allergy
took 40 benadryls last night, now i see my new friend jeremy
when these hoes see me, they enter the cum derby
when i nut i’ve got accuracy and precision
turning ash into ember
i hibernate during the month of november
i love necrophilia, they call me the game+ender
all these hoes are dismembered
gotta call all the faculty members
they call me austin powers in goldmember
specifically in mid+december
i’m a sam’s club member
(f+ck costco)
dj b+ttp+ss isn’t transgender
he’s just your average hamilton beach power elite multi+function blender
he is not legal tender
and he will never surrender
this line is off+center
he doesn’t like to wear suspenders
he’s a professional murder attempter
he is also a predator
he shops at the walmart super center
he owns a black tar heroin injector
and loves to shoot up at the local community center
just got in a fender+bender
he is an over+compensator
hope they don’t expect to enter
why’s that faceless white guy so slender
[verse 3]
gonna make your b+tch moan like a whale
get her so wet she filling up pales
cum inside her, sh+t i gotta bail
sending a check through the mail
writing bangers like they letters
dropping bars like game+enders
i am the best offender
never once will i leave behind all my splendor
never will i change, nor improve
i already got the best grooves
got nothing left to prove
my number 647,892 spot on the charts will never move
you people just don’t get
that i am the number one threat
playing 3d pinball sp+ce cadet
waking up in cold sweat
i’m in crippling debt
from buying plastic boba fetts
liquidated all my assets
had to shoot my dog, call that sh+t a dead pet
banking off all these bets
decided to bet on the jets
they f+cking lost
im gonna k!ll myself
just kidding i swear
just need to get some air
i swear i’m not gonna jump off that chair
maybe i’ll cut my hair
[outro]
k!lled a homeless guy named fitzgerald
i used a shotgun, it was double+barreled
jesus’ middle name was harold
celebrating fourth of july with a roman candle
but that’s just the second album scandal

- erickhatesbmc lyrics

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