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erickhatesbmc - white people at the function lyrics

[intro]
pulling up to the function
potato salad in junction
sh+t gave me erectile dysfunction
[verse]
i have a gun
look at me the wrong way and you’re done
man this sh+t is fun
dj b+ttp+ss has big guns
no i’m not talking about my glock
i’m talking about my c+ck
gonna whip this sh+t out at a school
wait nevermind that’s not very cool!
just made some macaroni salad (good job!)
brought it to the function
f+ckers tasted it and marked it invalid (and)
what an awful coordinating+conjunction
there’s a bomb in my r+ct+m
there’s another one in my septum
picked up a random midget and kept him (his name is tim)
just realized he can’t swim
everyone, say your goodbyes to tim
[verse]
at the function walk up to your b+tch
you know i keep it tucked i got a pistol in this sh+t
you know all headshots when i aim i don’t miss
me n b+ttp+ss go hard
you f+ck with us and your wholе crew will be dead
put a .45 to your domе
make you wish you stayed at home
go ahead and fire that chrome
leave you standing there like a garden gnome
he be stalkin, watchin
yeah you know we caught him
leave him in the dirt, leave his whole gang p+ssed
leave his body there, he gon’ be dismissed
you know i leave his ass in a ditch, wow
r+r+rolling off an oxy
i always keep it on me
yeah that’s obvi
might catch a body
rolling in a rari
ignored your text
b+tch i do not give a f+ck
[verse]
leaving the function
got 7 tupperware in junction
sucked off 12 guys and cured their erectile dysfunction
put the macaroni salad in a bun
wait, that’s a gun
smoked some dried macaroni and got higher than the sun
pass that sh+t to my favorite son (he’s a child and his name is tim)
made that motherf+cker play a home run
got to play a bunch of just dance 2021
and it’s on his big one one
white people pulling up to the function
12 pounds of potato salad in junction
sixteen bags of hawaiian rolls
and eight packages of paper bowls
keep hitting these potholes
and exploiting irs loopholes
god i f+cking hate the poles (f+ck the polish)
[outro]
sippin’ lean
and p+ssin’ listerine
money like my potato salad, it stay green

- erickhatesbmc lyrics

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