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euro dick - first person slayer (fps) lyrics

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[verse 1:]
my dread knight is a mess
that motherf+cker‘s on a crystal meth
waitin’ for the best team up, that’s
me and my homeboy arena chess

high all the time, revenant with bl++dy eyes
them munchies made him chomp an armor like hyena
i dunno why, but this slayer seems to be too loud
this ain’t no h doom, we ain’t gonna fool around

triggerly‘s crazy, bunny hop like a daisy
many days in? no number can daze him
you should face it, even if your face is
all over this place, like whiplash’s, tasty, that’s it

that reminds me that greek dweeb sokrates
der dunkle furst, or eludеr, oh jeez
only one hobby, quitin’ in the lobby
pedobеar party with baby on a potty

check how tired you made these tyrants
stop sh+ttin’ in your pants and fire at them!
givin’ me a migrane, do you sleep with a hydrant?
your bed is ultra wet, it’s just a nightmare
console commander‘s be your alter name
‘cause i beat your ass in the battle like a sh+t, meh
while i fingerbanged the khan maykr’s cl+t
why you sayin’ she ain’t hot? f+ck you! i am sick

[verse 2:]
what‘s the first shooter you ever passed?
running on open d l or direct x?
you think that’d make us impressed?
[slayer voice: no!] this‘s my home, you only guest

i rip ‘n’ tear demons like they storm troopers
if i low on health, then you’s about to freeeeeze
blood punch’s ready, makes it all super
turbo turkey puncher threeeee

knee deep in two and a half dimension [man!]
can’t perfect the ancient h+ll
h+ll’s coursin through my veins, tell all your friends
since ninety eight: hundred percent in doom games

no more euro dee, demons are d+ckless
from now on, please, call me arch princess
carcass, where’s carmack? icon of the i d
hugo‘s my martian buddy, so don’t mind me
under my battlemode watch, there ain’t such
a thing like quitting or dodge, if you got a crush
on me, than fine thank you very much
but this highness‘s too high to be touched

just keep the slayer runnin’, never start to panic
unless you’ve woken up chained in my attic
like battlemode admin did, so nasty
but krikz told me: there is no mercy

[verse 3:]
no more tolerant, princess goes dark
sorry but he died with the god mode on
i‘m teachin‘ that cheatin’ ignorant
feelin’ like dark lord? then, this‘s your immora

and sign out, you should sign up right now
to some rehab, they‘re gonna find out
that i smoked ya ass off, in the last round
and with no crack to smoke, you were paranoid and cried loud

sorry, but i can’t stop, let me tell you about foxx
he calls me a cheater, ‘cause he kinda sucks
but mariaa does not, she prefers my stuff
ok, i lie, he sucks pretty hard
who could date this tw+t? quick swappin’ d+ck socks
they’re like ’use us!’ to put a baby inside big b+tt
of the cyber demon, just keep dream on
such a beer boy‘s been born through the pee hole

and you think people ain‘t so bad
they just pee, poo, and are all great
noone‘s on cocaine, putin is okay
people from ukraine will not complain

if you agree, then i don’t care
but sargeant pain’s gonna eat your brain
[pain elemental: +chuckles+], check his giant mouth
the lucky one would pass out, like right now

[outro:]
i never dodge
i never cheat
i never quit
you just playin’ a sh+t

i never dodge
i never cheat
i never quit
you just playin’ a sh+t

first person slayer, b+tch!
and sign out
you know i was just kiddin’, right?
i love you, man

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