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evan the red headed - that's not a juul, that's my usb thumb drive lyrics

intro:
urban legend has it i was immaculately conceived on an ipad tablet after god took a dab pen hit (what are you doing?)
bleep blorp

oh, you so sick? take a day off

verse:
i cannot trust you ’cause the sh+t that you choose to buy
i know you wanna touch my hair
it’s soft like a lullaby
you chunky like apple pie
everything got two sides like a b+tterfly
i nicknamed your girlfriend “the government”
’cause she watch me dance with the eagle eye
yikes mikes
you actually care about likes
she ain’t no dan of missionary
but i got holes on my feet like christ
red head
i don’t sleep why you think i have a bed?
i want a b+tch that doesn’t shed
abercrombie fitch from the thrift
i tried to hang out with your girlfriend and her friends
i would rather the world end
i took all i could like a spoon
there were just too many juuls in one room
i’m sorry i didn’t know garbage could talk
you better watch how you walk
i’m the new classic rock
f+ck is tik tok?
look ma, i got lucky
karma f+cked me, sucked my toes
if my doctor thinks everything’s fine
my brain’s about to look like an assh0l+
i ain’t got a gun but i’ll get one
redhead!
outro:
boogers i got those, it’s your boy with the hot flows
boogers i got those, it’s your boy with the hot flows
boogers i got those, it’s your boy with the
yitch

- evan the red headed lyrics

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