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evil eddie - bad son lyrics

[verse 1: evil eddie]
you know, i realise i must have been a sh+t of kid
when i sit and reminisce about the things that i did
when i was havin’ my fun, a ratbag of a son
so lemme kick it just a minute for my dad and my mum
they waited every day to get a call from the cops
’cause i’d be sprayin’ my name up on the wall at the shops or
doin’ run+ups, backrides and whole+car burners
drivin’ drunk before i even had my learners
i even started wearin’ gold at the pool
because i stole my dad’s weed and i sold it at school
claimed that i was rich and had a house in the bahamas
but since that ain’t the case i gotta say, “sorry momma”
i can’t live up to the things you expect of me
sh+t, i’ve been to christmas dinners trippin’ on ecstasy
losin’ my sh+t sittin’ next to my nan
spinnin’ out about the texture of the ham, like, “godd+mn”
and then there’s other times i should have been dead
for the stupid endeavors i thought were good for my cred
which ain’t been that smart, but i’m makin’ a start
because i know it’s probably breakin’ your heart

[chorus: laneous]
i’m a bad son
i’m a bad friend
i’m a bad lover
bad son
i’m a bad friend
i’m a bad lover
[verse 2: evil eddie]
well now maybe you’re
acquainted with a mate who’ll keep surfin’ your couch
and lurkin’ round your house till you’re turfin’ him out
he’ll never have a twenty when the bills are due
but you can bet he’ll have plenty when there’s pills and booze
but then even when you meet him at the pub for a drink
you’ll be shoutin’ every round till you stop and you think
that to cover this cheap bum is gettin’ expensive
’cause the motherf+cker keeps on stretchin’ the friendship
and then it snaps, well this is where i’m at
and i’ve told my mates that someday i’m gonna pay ’em all back
every cent ’cause i’m gonna be rich although
(the survey says, ah) “you’re full of sh+t, bro!”
and cause i’m sittin’ here sparkin’ a joint
with someone else’s weed i can’t argue the point
i owe a bucket of dough and i got nothin’ to show
except the fact that i just suck as a bro

[chorus: laneous]
i’m a bad son
i’m a bad friend
i’m a bad lover
bad son
i’m a bad friend
i’m a bad lover
[bridge: evil eddie]
one of these days i’ma make it up to you
gonna shout the whole crew just out the blue
when exactly i can’t say
but the time’s gonna come one day
someday it’s gonna all be sweet
’cause i’ma own the whole street and the penthouse suite
i’ll get it happenin’ as quick as i can
as soon as i can think of a plan

[verse 3: evil eddie]
now when i say that i’m a bad lover, don’t get it twisted
any moment that you wished it i could bone you like a brisket
it don’t mean i’m s+d+stic or malicious, it’s just that
i’ma get you wishin’ missionary never existed
i guess the hitch is all the rest of the stuff
supposedly i’m not emotionally invested enough
because in each and every case in which i’m facin’ a relationship
i find a way to change a lady to a crazy b+tch
with my antics, a hopeless romantic
with hopeless as the operative word in my semantics
so to the ladies who missed the disclaimer
just listen to the hook again, missy, tell ’em laneous

[chorus: laneous]
bad son
i’m a bad friend
i’m a bad lover
bad son
i’m a bad friend
i’m a bad lover
bad son
i’m a bad friend
i’m a bad lover
bad son
i’m a bad friend
i’m a bad lover

- evil eddie lyrics

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