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evolution control committee - jesus carp (son of cod) lyrics

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[verse 1]
one there was a little fish
with a heart of gold, but not a goldfish
put in the water with divine intent
fillets of soul saved wherever he went
his history is a little vague
his virgin mom laid a single egg
when he was born, his mom was spooked
she said, “bloop bloop, bloop bloop.”

[chorus]
jesus carp, son of cod
spiritual icon for schools of scrod
jesus carp, son of cod
gets fish off the hook with a wink or a nod

[verse 2]
cleansing all the fish of sin
they came for miles just to touch his fin
he spoke so cool, as the fish would stare:
“i’m so pure, i can swim in the air.”
but pontius piranha had different plans
and sent the fish toward human hands
the very next day, while other looked
jesus carp was placed on a hook

[chorus]

[verse 3]
the fisherman reeled up his line
and jesus met his death divine
but when he hit the pearly gates
saint peter told him, “sorry mate
but you can’t come in,” and the carp asked “why?”
saint peter answered with a sigh
“well god knows there’s no smellier dish
than a twice-dead, messianic fish.”

[chorus]

- evolution control committee lyrics

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