enter shikari – slipshod lyrics
“oi f-cks, let’s eat ‘ere, it looks niiice”
get me the manager
“oh dear, what seems to be the problem sir?”
first of all i was greeted with a grimace
service with a sneer
he don’t want to be here
second of all i was seated by the window
and the draft was a serious inconvenience
there was lipstick on my gl-ss and it wasn’t mine
we put our order in – i can’t believe the time
this is a shambles, your cook is a heathen
your carpet is ugly and your veg ain’t in season
my impatience spread like gravy on a tablecloth
and your head looks like it was carved out of a nut
rory c, well, tell ’em…
i was waiting in line for 10 whole minutes
this is unacceptable – you’re pushing me to my limits!
“please don’t raise your voice in here sir
this is a respected establishment
i’m sure we can sort this out quietly, no?”
oh really? well that’s a great vase you got there
it’d be a real shame if something happened to it…
slipshod, kick it
c-nt
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