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failboat - dirty bubblegum sweater lyrics

[intro]
alright, this is gonna be real good
got my diss track ready, we’re going in
it’s time for pink sheep to get bodied–
i’m not actually doing that, by the way
i can already hear you guys typing in the comments
“oh my gosh, he’s actually making a friday diss track!”
no, this is gonna be much more interesting than that
so without further to do, let’s get the music rollin’ in
oof, yeah, that’s the good stuff!
yeah, there we go!
i will need a fast, super off-the-wall track to beat you
no way, man, no way
this roast is comin’ right at ya, aight?
prepare yourself, if you even can!
…for your reckoning. emphasis on the rekt

[verse]
so i gotta beat a fat pink sheep with a silly ‘stache
diss track so fire it’ll leave you as ash
“oh no, it looks like my feelings were hurt~~~”
“quickly prankster gangsters~ hater alert hater alert!”

been alive for [censored] but can’t count higher than 43
i’ve been talking for 6 years and you want to fight me?
oh tell me about leonardo da vinci, that tale really takes the cake
everyone knows your stories are fake!

look, at least i’m not leeching off of a mouse’s viewers
i’m trying to go my own way, you’re going to the sewers
i swear my dude you’ve gotten so messed up by fame or maybe that’s how you’ve always been because i bet you can’t even give me a single prankster gangster’s name!

oh wait, i think you can, because you build your entire channel on bullying the man

you make money picking on wife, just an angsty teen
your channel is nothing but garbage, spam, and everything in between

look, i’m the dan the man with the plan so let me break it down for you the only way an actual human can
look i will annunciate, yes i will dominate
because my voice is just simply better
and you’re more idiotic than shep is you think i’d lose to a dirty bubble gum sweater

buddy i edit for three channels i don’t have time for this
time is money and in your case ignorance is just simply bliss
“oh i have a really good video idea”
“why i don’t make a roblox video about north korea”

by the way i suggest looking at your channel and shutting your yap
because there’s more arrows on there than a flipping road map!
unlike on your channel, this video was about quality not quant-ty
you underestimated the boat but now you see what happens when you mess with me

you’re at home eating doritos, i’m out here eating your soul
and if you want to p-ss through me, that’s going to be a hefty toll
why don’t you go home and cry to homie javier “oh it wasn’t even fair”
you’re blowing hot air, do you think i care? “no.”

look, on my channel this would have been called a ‘splat’
go get salty and then go cry in my chat
hear that mods? an annoying baby! that’s your cue!~
pink sheep, i take care of purple shep all the time, and now i’ve finally taken care of you

[ending]
it’s been long overdue…

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