fan the can - darnell wet fart with lyrics lyrics
squidward: ha ha! tonight we rehe+rs+ for the greatest concert to ever be held crustacean, a symphony unmatched by even neptune himself, and you’ve got the leading role! won’t you join me?!
squidward: you’ve witnessed their fall! yet hope to stand tall! just know that you’ll topple from your last leading role! we both see clearly, that you can’t hide!
krabs: well mr.squidward, you’ve reached your downfall! you k!lled sponge boy me bob, what’s given you the gall?
squidward: all hopes and dreams set aside, so just relinquish your conscious life! subside, don’t be shy…
krabs: you’re clearly out of your own whits, so let’s just get down to business…
squidward: the taste of a crustacean is a rich and quite nuanced flavor, one that i will soon enough savor. you will soon join me and plankton right here! at our dinner table, not as a guest, but as a one course meal!
krabs: whatever meal you that two are cooking, i know i will not invest, this endless bout of sufferin’ must end… i’ll put ya in the dirt next to your hopes and dreams if you take one more step, go ahead, and bite me!
squidward: take your last bows in the limelight!!
squidward: big meaty claws that i will soon crack, suck out the tomalley, and then feast, slowly boil you, let screams ring!!! oh…
krabs: get away, these claws ain’t just for feasts, or finding mates, you’re long gone, you insufferable invertebrate
krabs: lost in your membrane
squidward: you think i’m insane?!
krabs: as long as i’m standing, i will still fight till the end…
squidward: but what do you have to gain from fighting and not staying for dinner?!
(+squidward plays the clarinet+)
krabs: as i call upon the strength of the deep blue sea i hope that everyone can come together with their hopes and dreams to put a stop to your reign. you’re no longer sane, this call to arms may be me’ last but at least it may go far on to save them, though, hope is gone…
squidward: so it seems now you’ve a plan, but your fighting will be futile as long as you can flee, but you can’t hide!!! genocide for the meal of a lifetime… but there’s no more need to cry, it was not your choice, you know, it was mine tonight, krabs!!!
krabs: so it seems you have no plan, but your crimes are unforgivable as long as you’re alive…
squidward: say your piece, be at peace, and finally slowly decease, this world is now mine, to toy with, unquenched hunger is what destroyed it!
krabs: this is the time, we’ll say our goodbyes, to the ones we don’t despise, but you’re the one we loathe, so, you don’t get that courtesy
squidward: this old wet fart of a crab has introduced a new hope to the people of bikini bottom, yet he’ll die, in the fire like his family and friends, met ends, all to be broke down by tides
krabs: and even though you have torn me boy into shreds i still hope, no i still know that one of us can make this end, you know soon we’ll be, prancing happily in a land out of these cursed seas…
krabs: each breath relieves the horror, from each sea to shining shore we fight, hoping one day this spread of madness won’t make us descend into the depths of davy jones locker and die
squidward: you say i’m the one that’s at fault, but you didn’t come help when he called, so after running him right off the road we feasted, it was quite delicious like the patties that he made!
krabs: say your piece, and surcease, me boy was the last meal, cause you’re beat. his last moments, found lonely k!lled off by his own god d+mn buddy!
krabs: that’s not the man that i knew, the real squidward saw through these lies! you’re long gone, through and through…
squidward: i’m the same, but mr.plankton opened my mind! taste so divine, i soon changed up my mind. and realized he was right
krabs: now we stand stuck in time, through a war face to face, no more games!
eaters never win easily, so now, pay the fee
squidward: sea kind, belongs as food and nothing can stop our master plan!!! and with neptunes power we’ll
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