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fanny pak - uncle buck lyrics

[intro: john candy in uncle buck & buzzk!ll]
i like to carry it, you know
not to k!ll, no
just to maim
take a little off the shoulder, (yuh, look)
the elbow
shave a little meat off the ol’ knee cap (aye)

[chorus: buzzk!ll]
i pull up in a beater call me uncle buck
i’m pulling out the heater always keep it tucked
don’t be fooled by my demeanour i’ll still beat you up (do+do+do+do+do)
i’ll leave you black and yellow like a tonka truck you know it’s us

[verse 1: buzzk!ll]
i’ve been smoking on that treecko
nothing really matters it’s all fecal
if there ain’t gonna be a sequel
let’s do sh+t that be illegal
i’ll still get smacked with that rico
throwing molotov’s out the window, shout out niko
watch me sp+wn a helicopter and i don’t need no cheat code
won’t catch me cheating i ain’t tryna meet joey greco
or is it grecko? man, who the heck knows
pull up to that petco tryna find that little giecho gecko
and take him back to the ghetto
show him how they stacking bricks like they legos
give him a hammer no stilettos ohh
and tell him to go shoot up the metro
get him cancelled like dababy screaming “let’s go!”
woah!
[verse 2: diaper boi]
brother, from another mother always causing all the problem
notice all the commas missing from the column
stalling, out the whip
don’t know how to drive stick
on the bike i’m quick
slipping down the hill, sh+t
busting down the door
man, what the f+ck you doing?
trigger finger itchy
leave you disfigured, like timmy
like jimmy fallon laughing like a lunatic
sipping on the bottle while the sirens start closing in

[verse 3: j_pastey]
we just getting started like it’s foreplay
acting sweet but cold like it’s sorbet
you on thin ice like you skating on a lake
soon be sleeping with the fishes doing figure 8’s
i’ve been stuck inside for 9 f+cking weeks
hitting so many blunts like piano keys
making stacks on stacks for the irish mob
then pass around to the whole crew call me big boss

[verse 4: eyeyame & diaper boi]
yeah, this the cold steel k!ller
meet me at the old mill
gun shots empty but my nuts feel…
the cold steel
nuts spill out gold pills
the red+eyed monster
this the akatsuki concert
where the f+ck my heart at
why does, my f+cking mind heart
this the sh+t i conquer
gold chain, silk shirt
bloodied by the wrong sir
laugh tracks, bonkers (bonkers, bonkers)
where my background encore?
been on trial now i’m on court
came on the dumbass that asked me if i was jerking off on the lamp post
talking big for a dude on cum+shot distance
what?
[interlude: from next friday]
hey craig
hey unc
boy i heard you running from an ass whooping
aw man it ain’t even like that, talk to your brother
if it’d been me, it’d shot his big ass
yeah he’d popped him, i know he woulda popped him

[verse 5: deego]
i pull up to the party like my name was uncle buck
i got two beers up in my hand cause i don’t give a f+ck
i’m slapping asses of these aunties
getting handies from a stripper i invited
yeah my family can’t stand me
i’m making bad impressions cause i’m always way too drunk
i heard you got some cash i some speakers in my trunk
i got plans of being rich but babe i’m always on my grind
and if you reaching for some popcorn you know what you gonna find
you gon’ find a kind heart+
psych b+tch that’s d+ck!
and if you down for something crazy all you gotta do is spit
and grab the mic and sing a little song for me baby real quick
i like a lullaby and tugs, cause b+tch…
yeah i’m uncle buck
i’m uncle buck, b+tch
don’t give a f+ck, b+tch
i’m uncle buck, b+tch
don’t give a f+ck!
[outro: john candy in uncle buck]
take this quarter
go downtown, and have a rat gnaw that thing off your face!

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