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fatboys.com – faith lyrics

[jewish lion]
hi
my name is julian
better known by my stage name
the jewish lion
and today
i’m here to talk to you guys about the jewish faith
+sniff+

so the jewish faith
basically is just the five—
the first five books
of the uh…
of the… the… the, the…
the roman catholic bible
so if you uh… +lip smack+
if you know that, you basically, uh… +lip smack+
you… you know
th—the basics of the jewish faith
so uh…
here’s a—here’s a little run down
if you uh…
if you don’t know +lip smack+

so uh… +lip smack+
basically, the uh… +lip smack+
the jewish faith, uh… +lip smack+
it’s—it uh… it starts with the first book
and they uh… +lip smack+
they uh…
it starts with uh…
god creating the universe, you know, all that, all that
adam and evе, you know +sniff+
you know +sniff+
and then uh… +sniff+
um… +lip smack+
yeah, it—so it’s, i—yeah, it starts thеre
and um, uh… +lip smack+
it ends with um, uh…
the—the last book is that uh…
that book where, uh…
god saves the, uh… the jewish people from uh…
from uh… +lip smack+
from uh…
from, uh… from uh…
from slavery and uh…
from uh… from uh…
egypt
so uh… +lip smack+
yeah, so… yeah
so the… the jewish faith is uh…
it’s just those five books
that’s all it is
super simple, you know +lip smack+
um uh… +lip smack+
it—it um, uh… +lip smack+
it—they, they believe some of the same stuff that uh…
that uh… catholics do, but um uh… +lip smack+
they—they don’t believe in that jesus guy, you know?
you know, like, “skeezy jeezy” as we like to call him, um uh… +lip smack+
but uh… yeah
you know, “sleazy—sleazy jeezy”, you know? +lip smack+
they—they don’t believe in all that stuff
they—they don’t believe tha—they b— +sigh+
i don’t… +sigh+
they—they don’t… +sigh+
they… +sigh+
they uh… they believe that, like uh… +lip smack+
that, like, there is a god
and like, that god is like a peaceful god, and a nice god, and that he, like… +lip smack+
he uh… +lip smack+
he believes everything that—he bel—he l—he… he’s k—he’s kind, you know
so they’re—they’re into all that, and like, that’s, that’s, that’s neat, you know?
um uh… +lip smack+
so uh, yeah, that’s um… +lip smack+
uhhhh… +sigh+
so yeah, that’s… that’s basically uh…
that’s a quick little rundown of the jewish faith, you know, they… +lip smack+
um… +sniff+
uh… they believe that, like…
god loved them, and like, still loves them, and loves everybody… +lip smack+
uh… so… yeah, he uh, he saved them from, uh, slavery
from uh, moses, that—
moses, he’s like the, uh, the true jew, if, you know, if… +laugh+
you— +laugh+
you kn— +laugh+
you know what i mean? +sniff+
uh… god, like, gave… uh… moses, like, all his powers
and moses was like
“ay man, w… we gotta g—we gotta go br—break free and leave egypt, man”
and so he, like, led the, like, you know, the, like, rebellion of the jews against, like, egypt, and all that +lip smack+
and uh… and god helped them escape
you know, god, like…
i mean, it wa—it was god who gave, like, moses his powers and all that, you know, so like… +sniff+
so yeah, uh
jewish faith
nice… nice religion
it’s like… it’s not too complex, like uh, catholicism
when you got like… forty different characters, you know
uh, ’cause, like… we all know none of that catholic stuff is real
uh… +lip smack+
so, yeah
and then uh… yeah
th—yeah
so just like… swing by your, uh… +lip smack+
your… your local synagogue
whenev—uh… whenever you want, you know, like
hit those places up, you know
stay for a… f—s—quick little mass or two, you know, just
just hangin’ out, havin’ a good time
with your… your f—fellow…
your fellow jews! +lip smack+
+lip smack+
jew lion out!

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