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fatty spins - muppet sex lyrics

there once was this grouch named oscar who lived in a trash can
he was broke he couldn’t get more -ss than
all the other muppets and the rest of the peeps
until he spotted this hottie on sesame street
he said i really like your swagger and i could carry on
but your smile illuminates like a prairie dawn
i’m going gonzo so maybe we should talk
or like fozzie bears’ jokes, we can walka walka walka
you should try it out girl maybe were a match
just like pinocchio there’ll be no strings attached
i wanna get to know you and girl if you’re up to it
i can be your big bird and we can snuffluf-gus
i got a pet worm and you can make him grow
or i’ll be your super grover so i can save a ho
and she said hey oscar i don’t mean to interrupt you
but just cause i’m a muppet doesn’t mean that i won’t hump you

just ’cause i’m a muppet doesn’t mean that i won’t hump you
just ’cause i’m a muppet doesn’t mean that i won’t hump you
just ’cause i’m a muppet doesn’t mean that i won’t hump you
and bump you ’cause muppets need love too

there once was a frog named kermit who dated miss piggy
and every other wednesday night they get busy
more than he could put a handle on
she was wildin’ out like an animal
then all of a sudden kermit stopped the lovin’
and piggy was concerned so she decided to confront him like
i know you lost interest but we should really talk
’cause i’m one h-rny muppet ah-ah-ah
we got that rainbow connection and honey if it suits ya
maybe we can make some muppet babies in the future but
until that day my s-x drive ain’t dead
so she ‘hi-yah’ upside his head
now get in that bedroom and get b-tt-naked
’cause i’m a little piggy and i bring home the bacon
and put on that love song the one i like to bump to
’cause just ’cause i’m a muppet that don’t mean that i won’t hump you

[repeat chorus]

there once was a muppet named ernie and his roommate bert
and one evening after work
he said i know weve been roommates for a few years
sharin’ clothes and a bed and you never found it queer
and i ain’t never told you that i’m a h0m-s-xual
and ima switch it up like cookie monster switched to vegetables
you’ll probably find it shocking and maybe you’re stunned
but you’re like my rubber duckie ’cause you’re the one
and you make bath time lots of fun
and every time i think of you my heart goes all numb
and i think i love you bert and i believe you’re not g-y
but if you say you love me back then it would surely turn today into a
sunny day keeping the clouds away
what do you say?
and bert turned to ernie he said ernie i won’t front you
just ’cause i’m a muppet doesn’t mean that i won’t hump you

[repeat chorus]

elmo.. elmo tap that -ss ha ha ha ha ha

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