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fawcette - beep boop boop beep, beep boop boop beep lyrics

[intro]
+laughter+
uh, yuh, yuh, yuh
july 17, 2019
ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh
beep boop boop beep!
beep boop boop beep!
+laughter+
oh god, holy sh+t!
are you f+ckin’ kidding me?
[verse 1]
finally, a night alone, my girlfriend’s out of town
when a couple friends hit me up and asked if i’d be down (h+llo?)
“there’s a new club that opened up on yankee street, (really?)
they be playing all sorts of new music”, wow, man that’s neat
i’ll meet you there at ten, i’ll be wearing all white like the klan
i’m itching to hear a new sound or beat, “sounds like a plan”
just tell me when you get there and just shoot me a tеxt
but one question, werе there be b+tches, or is it a sausage fest? (eww!)
there’s more x chromosomes in here than a parade for the downies (okay, okay)
they’ll even let you pack your iron, man, like robert downey
they’ll let me carry a chopper like i’m in the air force?
i was thinking of saying no, but now it’s of course
got dressed, grabbed my strap and drove down the highway going one twenty (vrrm!)
’cause i wasn’t about to miss the chance to meet some honeys
opening up the club doors had me dead like a grave (+laughter+)
’cause when i walked in, the performer was playing the microwave?

[chorus]
beep+boop+boop+boop+boop+boop+boop
(wh+ what the f+ huh?)
boop+boop+boop+boop+boop+boop+boop
(is he using autotune on a microwave?!)
boop+boop+boop+boop+boop+boop+boop
(oh, no, no, no, no, no, no, no! what the f+ck!)
[verse 2]
what the f+ck is this? do my ears dare deceive me?
this sounds like the static that comes from my tv (ksss!)
this sounds like i’m planting the bomb in counter strike
i know you’re pranking me, dude, so you better say sike
“what are you trying to say, bruh? this sh+t’s introspective”
intro+what? ha, yo, from my perspective
this sounds like the fedex truck backing up down my street (beep+beep+beep+beep)
what time signature is this in? does it even have a beat? (no!)
this sh+t’s like a broken needle, it don’t got a point
you stay and listen to this sh+t, but i’m out of this joint
“but don’t you want to hear him play “baby” on a blender?”
no, and i gave him a shoulder colder than mid+december (brrr+rr+rr)
opening up the club doors was a sound for my sore ears
booked it straight to my car and shifted all of my gears (ptch+vrrr)
and as i sped away i drove right by a park
i couldn’t see the teens, but what they were blasting in the dark was

[chorus]
beep+boop+boop+boop+boop+boop+boop
(yo, kids, kids, what the h+ll are you listening too?)
boop+boop+boop+boop+boop+boop+boop
(wh+ huh?! that new harsh noise?!)
boop+boop+boop+boop+boop+boop+boop
(oh f+ck, no! it’s taking over the youth! uhh, +belch+)
[verse 3]
driving by the park, i was in complete, utter shock (huh?)
when i them listening to the noise of my alarm clock
please god, tell me that i’m developing schizophrenia
that would be easier to explain this sh+t, i’m telling ya
and when i got onto the freeway, i thought i was safe
no honda civics, just a guy up in a wraith
with stars on his roof, you’d think he’d be cultured like yogurt
but nope, i heard an engine, and it wasn’t his motor (beep, boop, boop, beep)
so i switched lanes, used my brain, and got off my exit
but my blinker sound triggered me, and then i got desperate
so i put my head out the window and drove down the road
pulled into my driveway, on my god, i am home!
leave me alone! took off my shoes and just sat on the couch
put on some jojo siwa and proceeded to whip my d+ck out (uh yeah, oh yeah)
but then for some reason, my phone let out an amber alert (beep)
and it reminded me of the performer that made my ears hurt (ow!)

[chorus]
beep+boop+boop+boop+boop+boop+boop
(ow, ouch! ouch, ouch, ouch! oh my god!)
boop+boop+boop+boop+boop+boop+boop
(you’re gonna give me flashbacks, you’re gonna give me ptsd)
boop+boop+boop+boop+boop+boop+boop
(shut the f+ck up, you’re triggering me! +crying+ f+ck!)

[outro]
+laughter+
yuh, yuh
ain’t no rythm, no talkin’
i’d rather listen to mr. krabs walkin’!
+laughter+
c’mon, that sh+t slapped, bro!
you know it did! peace!

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