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faye mckay - the twelve daze of christmas lyrics

[spoken intro]
the twelve daze of christmas. i’d like to dedicate this to each and every one of you. because i know at one time or another, we have all partic+p+ted in such a similar saturation, err, situation

[verse 1]
on the first day of christmas
my true love gave to me
a partridge in a pear tree

[verse 2]
on the second day of christmas
my true love gave to me
two cutty sarks
and a partridge in a pear tree

[verse 2]
on the third day of christmas
my true love gave to me
three old crows
two cutty sarks
and a tree, and the partridge and thе, yes

[verse 3]
on the fifth, fourth day, five, fivе day, haha
on the fifth day of christmas, my true love gave—
five dry rah+rah’s
four old fitzgeralds
three old crows
two cutty—
and a tree, and a tree, haha, woo, woo, ooh!
i’m so, haha
[verse 4]
on the seventh chris—
on the seventh day of christmas
my true love gave to—
seven johnnie walkers
six cuba libre’s, rah+rah
four old fitzgeralds
three old crows
two cutty s—
and a t—, yeah, ahh

[verse 5]
on the nine day of christmas
on the ninth day of christmas
[coughing]
my true love, true love gave to me
nine marga—, mar—, no
[drunk rambling]
a picture in the store
nine margaritas
eight sweet old fashioned
six johnny walkers
[drunk rambling]
four old fitzgeralds, three old crows
[whistles]
haha, on the tenth d—, on the tenth, blah, haha
ooh+ooh+ooh, haha
haha, blech!
that’s okay, i’ll be alright
[verse 6]
on the eleventh day of christmas
my true love gave to me
eleven, eleven, eleven, eleven, bl++dy mary’s
[drunk rambling]
nine
[drunk rambling]
eight three old fashioned
[drunk rambling]
four old fitzgeralds
three [drunk rambling]
and a, and a tree in the middle

[verse 7]
on the twelfth day of christmas
[drunk rambling]
and all through the house, mess
i hear the music of peter gibb
and a song for the birds
[whistling]
hey, it’s mating season! ahh

[outro]
you [bleep] birds
give old fitzgeralds
three old crows
two city bach’s
and a partridge in a pear tree

- faye mckay lyrics

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